Posts by hamsterbait

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JWs getting "Footloose" at the Kingdom Hall

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

i hope no one here get's injured when they see this and their jaw hits the floor:.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=689701664435095&set=vb.100001858044479&type=2&theater.

hamsterbait

Anddontcall -

That first video looks like some kind of gay bar for cowboy hags.

I cant help thinking about Exodus 32, how Moses was looongtime on the mountain, and the Israelites made a golden calf (JW.ORG) and had a big party (2014 International Conventions). Moses was angry when he heard the sound of the music and dancing. Aaron, who made the calf, said it was because the people wanted him to.

When the crap finally plops, the Gibbering Buddies will blame the flock, (Aaron did it too v21, 22) and absolve themselves of all responsibility. Then the mass DF will start (the massacre in the camp v27) It is the RF who will be made to pay (v35)

If I were still in, I would walk out in protest at this undignified bahavior in the House of Jehovah. Now, I could care less.

HB

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Will reserrected Gays and Lesbians have to give up homosexuality in order to stay in the new system?

by booker-t in

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do jws believe that if a gay or lesbian is reserrected after the great trib he or she will have to give up homosexuality in order to live..

hamsterbait

Jude cites the example of Sodom and Gomorrah, saying that these ones went after "fornication and strange flesh", and will not be resurrected - by extension neither will others doing the same. jehoobie still keeps changing his mind on this one.

MAYBE their "every desire" to be a man/ woman will be satisfied and they will come back with different apparatus. (See the ludicrous Herd talk)

I can just imagine a lady boy of Bangcok throwing back gorgeous Loreal locks, delighted that he is now hung like a doughnut.

Tres belle folle bien montee...

HB

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If you thought Tony Moris the Third was extreme, wait till you hear this other GB member!

by Island Man in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzc2m8_mba&list=uus0vqkpnsxult0gsz6ahpta.

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In the UK there were two separate kinds of High School. Grammar School, for the brainy ones and Secondary Modern for the rest. At 11, all kids were tested (the 11+ Exam) Those who performed well got to go to Grammar School, and on to Uni.

Girls consistently outperformed boys in all the different test criteria, especially math, so much so that the pass mark required to go to a Girls Grammar School, had to be made much much higher, than that for a Boy to go to a Boys Grammar School.

After Uni, these brainy girls were expected to cook clean and spread their legs for their lord and master. And of course, look gorgeous across the dinner table after a day of cleaning and looking after all those kids Himself wanted to make.

From reading American female authors, I get the impression that the average US male likes his girls stacked, purty and DUMB. (the bigger the boobies, the more brain power he needs to process all that visual information) Guys don't date smart lasses in glasses.

As for women in the Borganization: One brother remarked: "can you imagine an elders meeting with premenstrual women? It would be worse than a gaggle of them on Ricki Lake."

HB

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US Official Predicts End Of World Power Status

by metatron in

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http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2014/03/28/americans-must-adjust-to-a-world-dominated-by-china-feds-bullard-says/.

an alliance could emerge that suddenly upsets the balance of power , making anglo-america number 2. already, the brics nations seem to be moving towards a loose alliance on many issues.

either way, things are moving in china's direction.

hamsterbait

The underclasses in China are prolly the same % as the US as more and more of the middle class fall through the net into poverty.

Rural China is like West Virginia, and like in the US habeas corpus and due process do not exist. People at dinner parties dare not express a political opinion.

I hear social events there are now as bland as your average jdub social.

BAND - have you been asleep for 14 years? The bill of rights no longer exists. Freedoms you think you have, are now GONE since George Dubya. America is almost a police state run by cartels and monopolies. They claim unconstitutional income tax, and the bankers decide who controls things.

HB

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Not on JW.org: Jehovah's Witness Elder arrested for raping FOUR children. Local Elders and Watchtower Bible and Tract Society under investigation for cover-up.

by Balaamsass2 in

jehovah's witness church elder ronald lawrence arrested over sex abuse claims dating back to 1980styler dunn 5:43 pm, nov 26, 2013 4:19 pm, nov 27, 2013 previous next .

10pm church arrest.

kjrh autoplay:.

hamsterbait

I personally knew a person who had molested little boys, years after I last saw him, when he was an eldub. The elders never reported it, though they DFd the perpetrator. I suppose in this case it makes them accessories after the fact. He was never prosecuted, and after 20 yrs still DF.

if it wasn't for the fact the boys concerned are now in their 30s, I wd be tempted to dredge it up to the police, but those men might not want their family and kids traumatised.

i have to respect their wishes.

HB

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How to prove the Watchtower wrong with their own recent literature (May 15th, 2014)

by Zana in

this is very good, at least it will be in a few years.

sorry if it's been posted here before already.. it's in the watchtower magazine may 15th, 2014, last page: from our archives: they talk about a public speech held in sao paolo in 1923 where they also distributed the brochure "millions who now live will never die" (pictured in the magazine!).

a quick calculation: 1923 -> 2014, how many people in the world now are 90 years old or more?

hamsterbait

Freddie Franz (the delusional psychotic) gave a talk - it is on this forum, in a recording.

"At first it was said that Millions now living May never Die, but in light of the scriptures it was changed to WILL never die" (words to that effect. its been several years since I listened to it)

HB

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What RESURRECTED people will be told.

by hamsterbait in

a wife and mother who died of cancer, with her family round the bed, is lovingly raised from death into the "noo system".

"where is my husband?".

"jehovah killed him because he didnt believe the jw.org teachings".

hamsterbait

A wife and mother who died of cancer, with her family round the bed, is lovingly raised from death into the "Noo System"

"Where is my husband?"

"jehovah killed him because he didnt believe the JW.ORG teachings"

"Where are my sons?"

"jehovah killed them, because their father was evil and told them that JW.ORG teachings are contradictory."

"Where is my daughter?"

"jehovah killed her too - now just SHUT UP FIND YOURSELF A PANDA TO PET AND BE HAPPY, OR YOU'LL BE KILLED TOO!"

HB (of the "all warm and furry" class)

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October 1914

by Quendi in

we have had a great discussion about world war i and its impact on the twentieth century.

i hope we can have an equally interesting exchange about october 1914. we all know how important that date was in the history of jehovah's witnesses but what may be murkier is the wts's later thinking on what happened that month and when.

charles taze russell and his followers expected the gentile times to conclude in that month with the battle of armageddon.

hamsterbait

PEOPLE WERE BLINDED BY SATAN SO AS NOT TO SEE THE EVENTS THAT UNFOLDED IN HEAVEN????

Would anybody care to say how invisible things can be seen? More witchtower shite...

HB

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Sharknado 2

by keyser soze in

has anyone, yet, had a chance to watch this glorious epic?

it is truly a flawless work of art.. i know what you're thinking: it couldn't possibly pack the punch of the original, or surpass it in scope or magnitude.

but you would be wrong.

hamsterbait

PIRANHACONDA - that got the prize for the screaming comely bimbos. An amazing script - obviously written by the WT writing dept; and blood flowing fit to shame Armageddon. Sharknado 2 is a mere whimper.

HB

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Why do JWs have this* on their FB pages now?

by Kudra in

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hamsterbait

Haven't yawll guessed yet?

These "special campaigns are going to become the noolite on the "seven trumpets" of revelation, and the ends of numbered days in Dan 12.

The rinky dink conventions of the early 20s (the original trumpets - or should i say farts??) are now so far away, and nothing happened, that they are becoming a ridiculous"understanding" in the 21st century, which was never supposed to begin in this system.

HB