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  To all you lurkers !

  by Puternut in

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  to all you lurkers and active witnesses!

  please stop sending me messages and private posts, in order to resque me from the 'devil'.

  questions like: "but you have been an elder and should know better".

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  Purple

  Good on you mate. Vent away and tell them suckers off. They should not be in here anyway if they are really in the troof. They have been warned and yet as usual they still choose to ignore the instructions and come in here anyway. Makes you laugh really its so typical of people in the troof. Heheh I am typing whilst I am half tanked and haf to keep hitting backspace to correct some dpsellimg. heheheheheheheheheheheheheh
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  What is Love?

  by dh in

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  i haven't got a clue!.

  most people have some first love experience, i don't, i've never been in love in my life, i just have a minefield of meaningless junk.. tell me a love story, i'm bored and miserable and it's cold outside.

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  Purple

  Well my experience of love is this. Firstly I met this guy who promised me the world, was so sweet and kind and was my best friend. I was head over heals for this guy and would and did do anything for him (including terminating my ownly pregnancy but thats a long story for anothr thread). So anyway to cut a 20 year story to a readable chunk, after a few years he started to change. He turned into a demanding, self absorbed child who wanted and insisted he have his own way about everything. Gradually his mental health deterioroated to the point where his all consuming love put my life in danger several times. He tried to strangle me and then tried to say but I love you. Whilst he was trying to push me through a window its dont go I love you......

  Love to me is the biggest crock of shite ever invented along with marriage. Love is controlling, love is demanding, love is expecting, love is manipulating, love expects you to believe most things even though you know it isnt true, where there is love there is a woman who is treated like a doormat, or someone being taken advantage of. Love is bullshite......

  I am of course referring to romantic love not familial love or love of objects etc.
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  Puppetry Of The Penis........

  by morty in

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  has any one seen this stand up show yet???.

  i have been offered free tickets to go see this show on the weekend....all i want to really see is, how they make a hamburgar out of a weiner??.

  it is suppose to be one hell of a show, and cannot wait to see it..... we had the show in town for only 2 nights and sold out in 1 day, so they offered it for another 3 nights and sold it out as well.... can't wait, but want to know if i will need sunglasses or not??.

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  Purple

  Being an aussie I have to support our artists. Go seem them, just for a laugh. You will be amazed at what they can do with those little buggers. YOu may not always understand the humour but it is a very funny show and they are very clever......
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  Do I have to be enrolled?!!! Question

  by Doubtfully Yours in

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  as you all know, i'm still a jw in 'good standing' albeit labeled 'spiritually weak' because i miss many meetings and turn in the lowest service time possible each month.

  all part of the slowest 'fade' ever known.. having said that, i'm always looking for ways to minimize interaction with the jw organization.

  so, my question is..... do i really have to be enrolled in the ministerial school and give parts, or can i not be enrolled and still be considered a jw in 'good standing'???.

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  Purple

  Mmmm just questioning then what is the point in going and hanging on? Just in case???
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  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.............Favourite movie as a kid...

  by ScoobySnax in

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  ....." a gentle breeze from hushabye mountain,...... softly blows on lullaby bay, it fills the sails of boats that are waiting.... waiting to sail your worries away...".

  ........... whats your one?

  you're favourite film as a kid that mesmorised you.. you can be a big straight gruff guy to answer this one too by the way.. scoob

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  Purple

  Oliver

  Charlotte's Web

  Willy Wonka

  Actually with 7 nieces and nephews I get to see them over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..........................I also get to see all the new ones too! over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over agian..............................
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  Safe Post - The Weather & Your Personality Quiz ....

  by Celtic in

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  if individuals personalities could be compared to weather systems / patterns, what kind of weather or natural event do you symbolise?

  are you a tempestuous storm or a nipple, oops, i mean, ripple, on a pond?

  are you a tsumini or a gentle caressing breeze?

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  Purple

  I dunno what you would call it but i will describe it...

  Imagine one of those perfect warm summer afternoons with a gentle breeze blowing where its just great to be outside enjoying yourself and you feel all happy and glad to be alive. Well anyways you get home and the sun sets and all of a sudden this strong breeze blows up and gets stronger all night till adventually by midnight its a howling gail! The rain whips at the windows, the windows shudder, the house groans all night and you dont get much sleep. When you wake up the next morning its all calm and clear and beautiful again...............

  Dunno what you call it but thats what purples personality is like if you compared it to a weather system! But oh what a ride.........NIPPLE ON THE POND!!!!!!!!! Not that thread again Celtic!
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  What do you believe in?

  by Joysome in

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  i mean when it comes to life, death, god, the universe etc.

  have you gone and learned about other religions.

  what do you feel is the purpose of life?

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  Purple

  I know more what I no longer believe and maybe that might help you some as well.

  I know I dont believe in the WT God anymore. I seriously doubt that one exists at all when you look around at the world and dont see much evidence at all of a loving god and so on.

  I do also know that the more I think I know the less I really do know.

  I have read here that some do go to other religions hoping that they will find the truth. I wonder if there really is a universal truth at all. If we are created individuals how can one belief fit everyone?? Obviously by all the different religions and ways of worshipping this something, whatever you want to name it, there is no one correct way.

  Perception seems to rule how you view what you view and why you view it. Experience colours it somewhat. No one really knows until they die what the ultimate answer is. Trouble with death is that no one lives to tell the tale so we dont really know the question we should really be asking because no one knows our ultimate final fate or destination if there is really even one.

  See why I reckon that its better to focus on what you know you dont believe in and go from there?
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  need to drop weight quick, any suggestions?

  by ApagaLaLuz in

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  i've just been informed that i have the opportunity to go to madrid spain on february 15th.

  i need to lose about 10 pounds in less than 3 weeks.

  i have a bad knee and cannot hit the gym.

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  Purple

  Well I had my stomach stapled and lost 68 kilos in about 9 months...mmmm too dratsic and not enough time????

  At the end of April last year I left my husband and have dropped about 15 kilos since.

  The last three weeks I have had constant diahrear (sp?) nausea and cant eat and have dropped a few moe kilo's cause I have no appetite or interest in food.

  I also had a joke sent to me about a man wanting to loose weight fast so joined up this one that said loose 10 pounds in a week. He joins up and every day for one week this beautiful girl shows up on his door stop wearing nothing but a sign that says if you can catch me I am yours. Well he does and he looses the wieght. Then the next week he looses more, the girl shows up and runs longer distances. The last week is a special week and he wants to loose something like 50 pounds and the guy on the end of the phone says are you sure you want to join this one> The guy says yes of course he has lost heaps of weight, feels really fit and loves the sex. So the nest day a guy shows up at his door wearing nothing but a sign which says something like you are mine if I catch you.......... Darn I always forget the punch line!

  Good luck and enjoy your trip regardless of your weight. At least you can travel here in Australia the rest of the world is so far away, takes a long time to get to and is very expensive!
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  God hates mankind

  by shotgun in

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  what other explanation can there be?

  look at how he treats us.. 1. his angel deceives eve who was still childlike( she couldn't even cloth herself properly,god provided clothing for them ) so he punishes them instead of this angel who he names satan.

  2. his angellic sons come down to earth and turn the whole place into a drunken brawl so he destroyes all mankind with a flood but not the angels.

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  Purple

  I dunno about him hating mankind but he sure enough hates me and is out to make sure my life is as miserable as sin most of the time.

  Actually I seriously doubt now there is a God. I am beginning to think the bible was written by one or more people over time to control the society they ruled or cared for. The whole book is about those who stayed loyal and those who didn't and what happened to them. It tells us what we should do and shouldnt do and so on.

  What gets me is the innocent children that no nothing of the bible and good and bad etc who suffer and die horrible deaths because of this so called God and his so called justice whilst horrible a**holes run freely continuly hurting people and not paying for their crimes.

  There is no justice in this world, there is no fairness in this world. Why do some have so much and do nothing to deserve it, whilst others have nothing and have done nothing to deserve the circumstances in which they find themselves. There seems no order to the kaos that raigns supreme. Hell could not be worse than this life I am forced to suffer at the moment.
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  I've often wondered.....

  by Surreptitious in

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  what if one of these jw's that we talk about working with or living next to or whatever are actually fading or even posting on this forum?

  from outward appearances he/she would look like a jw and would be categorized as such.

  there could easily be someone in my workplace that had been df'd from years back in another town perhaps.

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  Purple

  Gosh these JW's are decepetive people arnt they? ALways doing the opposite of what the Borg tells them too!!! Next thing you know they'll all be disfellowshipped and out of the Borg and oh hang on Nip Tuck has just started so I've got to get my two hour feed of Julian McMahon a fellow ozzie and ohhhhh sooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh sorry what was the thread about???????????????