If Armageddon comes and Jehovah kills you apostates

by Smiles 113 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Defd for the millionth time,

    IT IS IN THE WATCHTOWER PUBLICATIONS!!!!!!!

    Once again you are ignoring facts when they are right in front of you. I AGREE it is not logical nor is it harmonious with the idea to fill the earth, be happy, blah blah, but there it is.......right in the magazines.

    Please respond to that instead of ignoring.

  • claytoncapeletti
    claytoncapeletti

    "What would your last words be?" Oh, sweet irony!

  • Perry
    Perry

    "Leave the death ray, take the cannoli"

  • Preston
    Preston

    Jehovah aint gonna kill me...I've got MAGIC HANDS!!!!

    - Preston

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    Last words? "Dear lord, if you're linked with Jehovah's Witnesses, go f__k yourself. Now, just tell me that hell has Jack Daniel's and a poker table."

  • Soledad
    Soledad

    I wouldn't say a thing. I'm not going to stoop to that bastard's level.

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    "Just one thing I don't understand:

    Why did the true religion turn me into a liar?"

    GentlyFeral

  • jwfacts
    jwfacts

    I would slit my wrists before worshipping the cold hearted barbarian JW's call God.

  • watson
    watson

    "I Forgive You."

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    I WAS JUST KIDDING

    or

    HEY, if manasseh could be forgiven, so could I.

    Or

    Why did David get to be sooooooooo naughty, but I miss a few meetings and it's straight to
    Gehenna without passing go???

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