What would your last words be?
If Armageddon comes and Jehovah kills you apostates
by Smiles 113 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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SeymourButts
What makes you think I am an apostate? My elder father and uncle claim that I am NOT an apostate. No jw I know shuns me or considers me an apostate. I even went so far as to accuse the crotchtower of being false prophets. They still don't consider me an apostate.
I would tell a mythical god the same thing that I would tell anyone who was about to kill me.....
"Blow me!"
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Quentin
Ooops!...At least I had a good run...
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prophecor
OOOOhhh Shite!!!
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Satanus
I would just try to get one look into the eye of that god before or as he's frying my carcass.
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doofdaddy
I spose you wouldn't consider a death bed confession???
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I was just kiddin' with that comment about you being a figment of my subconscious....Really
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If I convert, do I really have to live with those damned jws??
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'Bout time, YOUR LATE!!!!
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candidlynuts
i'd ask the question i've always wanted the answer to...
"Why am i short, fat , poor, no talent, no skills, and plain ?" couldnt i have had just ONE good quality? JUST ONE?
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steve2
My last words to "Jehovah" would be:
"Lord, if the JWs really do have the truth after all, they have done you a monumental disservice with their gold-lined hypocrisy and lives of cold heartlessness. You're gonna all the help you can get keeping the peace in the new system so you have my sympathy."
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PaulJ
Why?
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The Chuckler
"You lied when you said you were a God of Love."