OMG!!! YOU MUST READ THIS!!!! My appeal letter worked!!!

by kwintestal 89 Replies latest jw friends

  • Preston
    Preston

    I'm sure their "prayerful consideration" didn't come from watching your appearance on TV. Hmmm, I think the "holy spirit" was watching MATLOCK that night.

    - Preston

  • Honesty
    Honesty
    It's two elders from my hall, telling me that after "much prayerful consideration":

    Elder Scared of His Own shadow: I think he'll sue us and the Society may not support our decision.

    Elder Self-Righteous: I agree. He did make us look bad though.

    Elder Born in the Troof: He had no right to lie about the Society the way he did. I say let's affirm his DF'ng. Joe Hoba has appointed us and what we do has his blessing.

    Elder Scared of His Own Shadow: I am going to resign. You 2 can get sued if you want to. Kwin means business this time. He is not afraid of us, now.

    Elder Self-Righteous: Let's go to Baskin-Robbins and talk some more about this over some carrot cheesecake ice cream.

    Elder born in the Troof: I'll call the Society. They'll back us up.

    Elder Scared of His Own Shadow: I already talked to the Service department and they are not going to help us. We are on our own.

    All three elders: Call Kwin and tell him we are going to reinstate him.

    Elder Self-Righteous: Let's go get that carrot cheesecake ice cream.

  • damselfly
    damselfly

    are you using your aposta-powers for good or evil?

    That's amazing! I've never heard of the appeals working before.

    Ummm congratulations?

    Dams

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier
    You know, I'm going to have to go to the hall on Wednesday just to gloat!

    Yes! both of you MUST go and GLOAT! Oh my. Let the GLOATING begin!

    Smug grins amoungst the jaws heard hitting the floor. I wonder if the publishers can sue the KH for broken jaws, teeth, and other mouth work?

    Just don't slip on the blood and drool on your way out!

    This calls for Neener3 (also known as Neener-cubed, or..... Neener Neener Neener!)

    Hugs and pats on the back

    Bren

  • JH
    JH

    Will they announce from the podium that the holy spirit made an error?

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Okay, I am officially shocked!!!

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    I love it!

    u/d

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    I'm going to record the announcement and try to figure out how to post it!

    Kwin

  • MerryMagdalene
    MerryMagdalene

    *speechless*

    ~Merry

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    The Lord moves in mysterious ways, eh, Kwin?

    Congrats, you Dubbie you!

    (Does that mean you're not allowed to talk to us anymore?!?!?!)

    Dave

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