How To Enjoy Assemblies By Being Rebellious

by metatron 92 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Send special convention invitations to local - perhaps antagonistic - outlaw motorcycle clubs, promoting "Biker Appreciation Day" and promising free food from the (non-existent) cafeteria.

    Do the same for local chapters of the bloods and krips and any South American Street Gangs you may know of in your city.

    Let the untrained volunteer attendants deal with them.

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich
    Send special convention invitations to local - perhaps antagonistic - outlaw motorcycle clubs

    Yeah- but my Dad knows we'll be there already!

    LOL

    Gumschlong? I almost fell out of my chair!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Place an ad saying that Michael Jackson will be there!

  • blondie
    blondie

    Some are almost worth going to 1 day of the convention, almost.

    Blondie

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Ozzie

    Get back on topic you two and leave your chatting to IM!

    We're giving a live demonstration of how to be rebellious at an assembly - flirt madly with the nearest member of the opposite sex until the end of the session. See we are on topic !

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich
    See we are on topic !

    Crumpet just touched my butt. I'm telling the ELDERS!!!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    No one saw me do it Richie! You need at least two witnesses remember!

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    Here's your invite:

    alt

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    That's so sweet - who'd have guessed that amidst all that profound intelligence you'd turn out to be an artist of no little talent too!

  • JGraves
    JGraves

    How about just leaving piles of the UN document found here: http://www.un.org/dpi/ngosection/watchtower.pdf *around* the assembly or meeting halls.

    Could print out 100 copies and leave them in a foyer etc :))

    It was all that was needed to wake me up, well that and a lot of research :-D

    Love/Peace

    J

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