by Schizm 85 Replies latest watchtower bible
But I've come to know you now Gumby, that you're just a big pussy.
You know what "they" say, you are what you eat!
Hey anyway- You know I used to take issue with your very abrasive edge Gumby. But the more I read and learn (re-learn) and as I re-gain my thinking ability, I actually think I know and feel where you are coming from. Does that make sense in a wierd kind of way?
I think I know what you "mean". And I'm starting to concur.
u/d (of the head up my ass for 2 decades class)
I actually think I know and feel where you are coming from [Gumby].
Yeah, I think I can see you and Gumby sleeping together.
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Yeah, I think I can see you and Gumby sleeping together.
Impossible. I know them both and they are VERY discreet...
I actually think I know and feel where you are coming from [Gumby].Yeah, I think I can see you and Gumby sleeping together.
Isn't that slander? And won't slanderers not inherit... oh never mind.
u/d (of the want to slap the crap out of the self-righteous class)
Impossible. I know them both and they are VERY discreet...
And just what does an atheist know about anything?
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u/d (of the want to slap the crap out of the self-righteous class)
Are you really sure about that?
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WWJD?
He'd slap the crap out of 'em too! Or destroy them with a sword and let the birds eat the flesh from their miserable bones...
me I'll just stick with slappin.
u/d
me I'll just stick with slappin.
Just like Gumby is, you're nothing but a PUSSY with no nerves. I figure you do probably slap around on your wife though. Right?
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I only slap my wife when she makes me do it!
Like if she puts the toilet paper roll on backwards or forgets to put the lid back on the toothpaste or serves my dinner cold, you know the stuff they deserved to be slapped about. But I only do it because I love her and want her to be a better person. I know not all men love their wives as much as I do. Mom always said I was special and that God loves me.
Now that I'm being persecuted by you this PROVES I'm on the right track. Because only true "christians" have a real torture stake and suffer like this!
u/d (of the I'll pray for you class)
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Are you saying that you are following the example of the loving heavenly father jehovah god by disciplining those that you love? How theocratic!! You make glad the heart of the great and wonderous god of the universe.
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