But this is from Babylon the Great!!
Point made! Jehovah's Witnesses and Mainstream Christians both believe themselves to be the exclusive purveyors of the Truth. Yet they share so much modern mythology...
Just thought of another:
An evangelist was touring New Zealand and his car was about to run out of petrol, way out in the sticks. He stopped at a petrol station and asked the attendant to fill up his car, believing an "impression" that this was what God wanted, and that He would handle it. After the job was finished, the attendant asked for the money and the guy said: "I don't have any money, but My Father owns 'the cattle on a thousand hills' (Ps 50:10). The attendant shook his head and wandered off to find something to syphon the petrol out of the car. Meanwhile, a car pulls up and a lady jumps out and says to the preacher, "Are you an evangelist?" He says that, yes, he is. She says: "God laid it on my heart to give you this money", then she drives off. The attendant comes back with the hose for syphoning and the preahcer hands over the money for the petrol. The attendant says "Why didn't you pay me before?" The preacher answered: "My Father just sold a cow!"