Brilliant to see you posting again Mike.
I have some colostomy bag spray if you need it, LOL!.......Citrus flavour
Qwerty
Any One Know How Eman Is Doing?
by Undecided 78 Replies latest jw friends
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ballistic
Hi Mike, glad to hear you're recovering. You didn't miss anything, well, not much anyway.
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shotgun
I had a thing called the Hartmanne procedure, an apendectomy and peri..something or other.
Good gawd Mike...how did you get a periwinkle in your bowels...I suppose there are only two possible entry points..nuff said...the mental picture is making me dizzy.
Glad your on the mend
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seeitallclearlynow
Hi Mike!! It's so great to hear from you! Wow, have you been through a lot...I'm so happy to see that you're coming along and doing well.
Thanks for letting us know - it means so much.
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PopeOfEruke
Get well soon Eman!
The Pope
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?My other bag?s a Prada?
9. ?Niblet retrieval in progress?
8. ?Is your ostomy bag full, or are you just happy to see me?? 7. ?Colon temporarily unavailable; busy as Secretary of State? 6. ?If you think this bag is full of s**t, you should meet my brother-in-law? 5. ?Real men don't use gloves? 4. ?The Lord is my ostomy nurse!? 3. ?Contents: Starbucks Coffee Of The Day? 2. ?Colostomy? Colosto-YOU!?
1. ?Caution: Bush domestic policy being prepared?
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Sunspot
What a pleasant surprise seeing your post Mike!!!! How nice it is to know that you're really doing so well! All of that MUST have been a horrid experience!
Now you hafta be good and listen to what you're doctor's tell you and not over-do anything. Give your body a chance to heal and get everything working the way it should again.
Shotgun and Pope----thanks for the laughs!
hugs,
Annie
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ozziepost
Great to hear from ya, Mike!
Now please tell Harry to smile too, eh!!!
Your friend, Ozzie
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LittleToe
Glad to hear from ya, Mike
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cruzanheart
(((((Mike)))) Glad you're on the mend!
Nina
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gumby
I will have to use a colostomy bag for a few months until the bowel is re-connected.
. Christina has held me tight through some of the worst times of my life. God, I love that girl so much.
Did ya hafta run these two sentences together dammit? I didn't know whether to puke or cry.
Nice to see you back Mike.
Gumby