What have been some of the funniest local needs talks that you have heard?

by DaPriest 62 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Diogenesister
    There was a local needs parts directed at the sisters that didn't shave their armpits and legs. :frowning:
    My wife in freezing weather was told not to wear an ankle length skirt as it was 'worldly'

    You *have* to be kidding!!!

    They have this weird, dated idea of how women should present themselves. They say be modest - OK.

    Yet if a woman was truly modest and left herself as nature intended. Simply brushed - not styled - hair, basic baggy long clothes, no jewellery nor make-up and plain flat lace-up shoes, for example, she would be counselled for basically not being attractive enough.

    We want you modest but also as eye candy.

  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton

    Back in the 90s men were not to follow the boy band fashion of flicking up their fringe it should be flat. Shaved heads was also worldly and us ladies should not have overly long fingernails nor shoukd they be painted loud colours.

    In Spain (50 degree heat) men weren't happy they had to wear enclosed smart shoes but us ladies could wear flip flops and have bare arms. They said in Australia smart shorts were allowed for men so why not Spain.

  • Gorbatchov

    I remember it was about fishing for fun. Not allowed.

    The brother who did this, never seen again.

    One sheep down...


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