It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened 11530 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • ForeverAlone
    Ive still got some leftovers of the iceberg chips …..

    I would not be surprised if some of his flying monkeys patrons took you up on that offer. That is how idiotic they have to be at this point for still giving this man their money.

    ForeverAlone ( on X: "@cedarsjwsurvey What do you patrons think about paying for Lloyd to get a tattoo? I would not want to be paying for tattoos and hookers. But that's just me." / X (

  • Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    Estimated work hours for August: 17.5 hrs

    Assuming he’s pulling in €3K to €4K a month, and rounding UP your generous figure to 20 hours that month, he’s earning €150 to €200 per hour.

    This is more than what an attorney charges per hour there, and almost on par with what attorneys in UK/US charge per hour.

  • TonusOH

    Journeyman: He really does think they are all a bunch of walking, talking cash machines for his personal use.

    His upcoming Patreon numbers will tell us if he is right or not. Even if you aren't aware of his scandals over the past two years, a post like the one he made is effectively a slap in the face. And, as the cherry on top, he throws the "mental health" card at them. Look, if you are comfortable paying someone to lie to you and gaslight you, I'm not sure what to tell you. Spend some of that money on a Tony Robbins course, maybe?

  • TonusOH

    Toblerone5: And what will he do when he turn 50 ? Film is colonoscopy ?

    The doctor will complain that they cannot get the small camera in place, because his head is in the way.

  • Toblerone5

    I was curious to see what the Watchtower in 2023 say now about Tattoos. So yep i went on JW . org 🤮( I blame L.E. for this 😡 my poor "mental Health" ) they have : What does the bible say about Tattoos ,and a young people ask : Should I get a tattoo. In both article, typical watchtower , they talk about the health risk off course , ,there usual what will others think , DUH ! yes cause JW are so jugemental !, and of course how many get there tattoos removed and how costly it is . That used to drive me of the wall, (and out the door eventually) How there always so vague , probably for legal reason now , buch of hypocrite , so really ,there must be some ex-elders or PIMO one maybe here , in 2023 , would it be that bad if a JW get a tattoo? Something in the elder's book maybe? Come on ,I don't think anybody would get disfellowship for that ! And if i was a jw and really wanted a tattoo Hello ? I will get one on a place on my body that no one would see ! 🤣Yep I was that kind of JW.

    And because this section of the forum is about L.E. Big deal he want's a tattoo now , what make me mad was that he have all those bogus excuses why he can do videos , but he have time to make one about HIM getting ink? He always have time for videos of him doing stand, singing about God killing baby's ,or something like that , and about that depressing song , That didn't trigger is mental health to write and sing a song like that ? OH SHUT UP Lloyd! Him singing, alone , trigger My mental healt, 😁

    On his videos now he makes all those wierd face expression, can you imagine what expression he will make when he gets ink?😁 will i make a parody video of that ? Like Watchtower would say , what does the bible say about that...

  • Toblerone5
    because his head is in the way.


    The good news his colon will never have polyps...No room...

  • Toblerone5

    Fun fact : do you know where is the cheapest place in the world to get a tattoo?


  • Diamondfrog

    I have 3 tattoos and am planning 2 more. Might film those and send it to LE.

  • Diogenesister

    Thought this deserved a post on here as a FYI to Cedars since we know Cedars is watching...(thanks Kim/Mikey & Selena for original post)

  • Diogenesister

    So basically he's taken the whole month of August off, European style. Can't risk burnout from our regular 10 hours per month schedule now, can we? Good grief convention "season" is only three days of (exactly the same) shit a year to comment on and he doesn't even edit for heaven's sakes! Can't he work around those three days to organise a couple of hour long zoom calls for his patrons??

    Interesting that he's decided to interview believers now that he's got no one else - instead of being obnoxious to them!!

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