Things you will never hear a good Jehovah’s Witness say (to another Jehovah’s Witness)
I'm collecting to start up a soup kitchen for the homeless....care to contribute brother?
Sister did you know Pheobe in the bible was a ministerial servant? We have a position and we think your 30 years of pioneering, willingness to help older ones and kindness to the children make you the most suitable publisher for the position.
I baptise you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
No sister, you are on a pension so we will not accept your whole weeks income toward the world wide work.
"How are you" but walk on by without waiting for an answer
What is your son dressing up as on Halloween?
Is it me or is there something disturbingly odd about Stephen Lett ?
Yes you heard me right....I didn't study my Watchtower in advance because reading it once during the meeting is pointless enough as it is.
Elder: All in those in favor of sending additional funds to the Society, raise your hand.
Congregation Member: Excuse me....we are all just now hearing about this for the first time, will we be getting a break down showing exactly how these funds will be spent, before we vote?
We were wrong. We apologize to each and all of you who suffered due to following our wrong interpretation of the Bible.
The governing body are such idiots!
Im going to see my mom on mother's day
Trick or treat!
Happy valentines day!
Happy Birthday !
Happy anniversary! not...