Things you will never hear a good Jehovah’s Witness say (to another Jehovah’s Witness)

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  • Tameria2001
    Tameria2001

    Bless you

  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister

    I'm collecting to start up a soup kitchen for the homeless....care to contribute brother?

    Sister did you know Pheobe in the bible was a ministerial servant? We have a position and we think your 30 years of pioneering, willingness to help older ones and kindness to the children make you the most suitable publisher for the position.

    I baptise you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

    No sister, you are on a pension so we will not accept your whole weeks income toward the world wide work.

  • blondie
    blondie

    "How are you" but walk on by without waiting for an answer

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    Good luck

    Merry Christmas

    Happy birthday

    What is your son dressing up as on Halloween?

  • fulano
    fulano

    Santé !

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    Is it me or is there something disturbingly odd about Stephen Lett ?

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    Yes you heard me right....I didn't study my Watchtower in advance because reading it once during the meeting is pointless enough as it is.

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    Elder: All in those in favor of sending additional funds to the Society, raise your hand.

    Congregation Member: Excuse me....we are all just now hearing about this for the first time, will we be getting a break down showing exactly how these funds will be spent, before we vote?

  • FedUpJW
    FedUpJW

    Dear Brothers,

    We were wrong. We apologize to each and all of you who suffered due to following our wrong interpretation of the Bible.

  • Are you serious
    Are you serious

    The governing body are such idiots!

  • Betheliesalot
    Betheliesalot

    Im going to see my mom on mother's day

  • Betheliesalot
    Betheliesalot

    Trick or treat!

    Merry Christmas!

    Happy valentines day!

    Happy Birthday !

    Happy anniversary! not...

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