Things you will never hear a good Jehovah’s Witness say (to another Jehovah’s Witness)

by hoser 56 Replies latest social humour

  • Solzhenitsyn

    "Can we stop for break a bit early? I feel a severe migraine coming on and I want to get ahead of it with this Doobie I keep in my purse. It is the only thing other than eating a bullet that makes me feel better"

  • Betheliesalot

    If you gave a tip, the maids could care less. Some have a guilt trip and package their empties into walmart bags and put them in the trash outside or down the hall in the trash chute. Hotel management does notice these small inconsistencies but mostly they are in it for the money, and look at people as mostly suckers who fell for multi level marketing schemes. Whatever fills the convention centers and brings business is what hotels really care about.

  • EverApostate

    Jehovah was very cruel when he punished the various tribes for silly reasons.

    Field service is very silly, like going and taking about a fairy tale.

    That talk was very boring

    I dont feel like going out in service today. Too Tired.

  • Vidiot

    "You catch the Game of Thrones season finale?"

    "I sure like Catholic schoolgirl outfits..."

    "I'm starting to think that Darwin might have been onto something..."

  • blondie

    I did have a non-jw coworker tell me that her sister, a maid, was surprised at the amount of alcohol and the disruptive children at her hotel....made no comment to their bosses just took the tip (if any) but some do judge jws.

  • Ding

    I've often thought it would be funny to dress up in a Santa Claus costume in early December, enter a Kingdom Hall during a meeting and say, "Sorry to interrupt. I just want to wish everyone here a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"

  • steve2

    Let's not break for Starbucks until at least mid-morning

    I spoke to no-one this morning on cart work

    They're not magazines anymore - more like tracts

  • Are you serious
    Are you serious

    I just signed up for martial arts classes.

  • blondie

    Tai chi is listed as the start of martial arts. I know some jws that signed up and continued after I showed them the definition of tai chi. They stopped telling others but kept going.

  • amiable atheist
    amiable atheist

    I'll not be able to join the FS next Saturday; I've planned to go to the blood donation centre.

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