Things you will never hear a good Jehovah’s Witness say (to another Jehovah’s Witness)

by hoser 55 Replies latest social humour

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    This place use to have a sense of humor 🤐

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    "You should read Studies in the Scriptures. Those prophecies are so amazingly accurate!"

  • LongHairGal
    LongHairGal

    Another thing you won’t hear a ‘good’ JW say - at least not out loud:

    ..”I better get off the pioneer list and get myself back to school and get a career or a decent job so I can retire and have something to live on in my senior years. After all, nobody’s going to support me!”

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    You wont hear a JWS say .... " Say those WTS. heads the GB members are just a bunch of lying scammers posing as god's chosen ones to coerce and lure people into their control"

  • Island Man
    Island Man

    Elder to publisher: "Bro. Pioneer we're concerned that you're not devoting any time to assisting the poor and needy in shelters or soup kitchens."

  • joey jojo
    joey jojo

    1. I just explained to that householder how we arrive at 1914, using only the bible.

    2. I've decided to start printing my own bible literature.

    3. I wish the conventions still lasted 7 days.

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