Things you will never hear a good Jehovah’s Witness say (to another Jehovah’s Witness)

by hoser 55 Replies latest social humour

  • hoser
    hoser

    I’ll start it off

    Boy did we get drunk last night

  • stillin
    stillin

    I got a better deal at that hotel than the deal on the Rooming Department's list just using my AAA card.

  • truth_b_known
    truth_b_known

    "I heard you lost your window cleaning job. Can I help you financially? Maybe you could move your family into my house while you go to school to get a better job?"

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    Jesus loves you brother!

    Wow.... did we ever screw up in Australia- huh?

    Do you think that the 144,000 might be symbolic after all?

    Overlapping generations really is starting to make sense to me!

  • snugglebunny
    snugglebunny

    Have you ever tried black pudding?

  • The Fall Guy
    The Fall Guy

    Aren't all elders' wives such good role models!!

  • Normalfulla
    Normalfulla

    Jesus christ that meeting was boring!

  • ToesUp
    ToesUp

    "Congratulations on receiving your college degree."

  • Ding
    Ding

    "Watchtower studies are mindless indoctrination sessions."

  • Anders Andersen
    Anders Andersen

    Since the Law of Moses doesn't apply to us I shaved my beard and got a nice tattoo. Wanna see?

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