Heard at the meeting for Serve- Us, "THIS is THE WORST LIFE EVER!
Things you will never hear a good Jehovah’s Witness say (to another Jehovah’s Witness)
JW: How was your morning in service?
Me: Good. At this one door, I was "boasting in Christ" to this lady. (Phil 3:3)
Me: Yeah, "so that the name of our Lord Jesus may be glorified" (2 Thess 1:12)
JW: But...what about Jehovah??
Me: "do not become ashamed about the witness about our Lord" (2 Tim 1:8)
Me: Yeah, I told that lady, "Rise, get baptized, and wash your sins away by your calling on his name.’ (Acts 22:16)
JW: Why you preaching your own thing?
Me: For I am preaching, not about myself, but about Jesus Christ as Lord (2 Co 4:5)
JW: But, what about Jehov..-
Me: (cutting her off) Look, let's change the subject. I heard there was 8 baptized at your assembly. It's nice to see that "many are becoming believers in the Lord" (Acts 9:42)
JW: You mean they search the scriptures and come to Jehovah's organization!
Me: Nope. They should have come to Jesus so that they have life. (John 5:40)
JW: Nope?! You got it all wrong. Romans 10:13 says to call on Jehovah to get saved?!
Me: tisk, tisk. Acts 8:12 says "there's no other name than JESUS to get saved"
JW: big eye-roll
Me: Look here, I'm ready to die for the name of Jesus (Acts 21:13)
JW: Well, I'll die for Jehovah, so there! (thumbing nose in air)
Me: Let me cut to the chase. Do you have Christ's spirit? (Romans 8:9)
Me: We need the spirit of Jesus (Phil 1:9)
JW: I belong to Jehovah and his organization!
Me: I belong to Jesus, he's my master (1 Co 3:23, Col 3:24)
Me: You're lookin at me funny. Just ask brother elder about what I'm saying. He's "fine soldier of Christ" (2 Tim 2:3)
JW: (Clearly upset) Look brother, you need to stop all this Jesus stuff. You sound like Christendom.
Me: (stepping closer) No one can separate me from the love of Christ, it compels me! (Ro 8:35, 2 Co 5:14)
JW: (Bigger eye-roll) When I got baptized, I decided to get to know Jehovah and his org.
Me: I decided not to know anything except Jesus. He's the perfector of my faith. (1 Co 2:2, Heb 12:2)
JW: Jehovah is God!!!!
Me: Jesus is Lord! (1 Co 12:3)
JW: But we honor Jehovah more than Jesus
Me: If you don't honor Jesus to the SAME level as you do Jehovah, then it's like you don't honor God at all.
JW: (Giving up and starting to walk away) Oh, Jesus...
Me: That's right.
............and good luck with that..
Boy that Cedars guy sure knows his stuff.
"How did kangaroos find their way on to the ark?"
"You really have been out in service too much this week. Take some time off and care for your family responsibilities first next week"
"Who do I have to blow to get appointed around here?"
Let's bring back the Egyptian pyramid symbolism it's so hot right now.
@Sparrowdown---sorry bruv,,but smut replies have been banned by the management.
"Thursday nights are a bit late for kids, aren't they ... sister single parent - why not take Thursday meetings off"