Iraqi Information Minister:
"This is NOT a rope you see around my neck"
"I am standing on this chair to stomp it into submission"
"This rope is feeling my wrath as I tie it into knots and stretch it tightly"
"My face is red with pride at the glory of my victorious country"
"I tell you, Sir, I am swinging thusly to get a better look at the Infidel..........ahhhhhh"