OK, I downloaded that video, and I must say thanks again for posting one of the most humorous clips in recent history. God, I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes. For those who don't have ~30MBs of bandwidth to watch a really cr*ppy RM stream on, here's a transcript of the text, along with my "comments". Throughout the video, miscellaneous scenes dubbed bright red or purple in Adobe AfterEffects are shown, often slower than their intended frame rate, and the entire soundtrack is merely a track by Deep Forest, which is perfect, as it totally suits the subject matter. My entire office was cracked up for hours over this thing! (Note: I've preserved the original spelling, grammer, and typos):
From deep within our galaxy every 3600 years, a Great Planet crosses between the Earth and the Sun. The results are cataclysmic for all...
"Deep within our galaxy" is obviously impossible. Define "deep"? Even if the planet were travelling at C (impossible already, but we'll give 'em this one), that would mean that we could easily estimate it's maximum solar orbit, and that would certainly not be "deep" within our "Galaxy". Probably not even very far out into our Lower Leaf Cluster, to be exact. What absolute twaddle!!!
By April, 2003, the Red Planet is visible for all to see. Appearing as a Red Cross in the skies, it signals Earth Changes are imminent.
How convenient. Oddly enough, no amateur astronomers have seen this purportedly monstrous body. Maybe it's shy.
A week before the passage, the Earth stops rotation and the world waits, then, in one hour, the Earth rotates 90 degrees as it realigns the Poles to the magnetic pull of Nibiru - the 12 planet, as it passes between the Earth and the Sun, as it does every 3,600 years.
Right. In order to do this, the vast angular momentum of Earth has to go somewhere. I wonder where the Nibiruans plan to put it? Where the sun doth not cast it's glorious rays, perhaps? And, surprisingly enough, magnetic pole shifts are not all that uncommon on Earth. Go look at geological evidence if you doubt me, it's all there. There is certainly no flip every 3,600 years, that's for sure. Also, where would the tremendous energy come from to rotate Earth 90 degrees in one hour? Do these people understand how heavy Earth is? Nature has to balance her books somehow, and these people are engaged in dodgy Physics. Maybe they learnt how to add up numbers at Enron!
Money...becomes meaningless to all...
That's because everyone will have been blown off into space! When your eyeballs are exploding, money suddenly becomes a rather low priority!!! Except maybe to buy a pair of swimming goggles!
As the Red Planet passes, giant waves wash over Earth, volcanoes erupt worldwide, and Earthquakes destroy all Cities. Dying comes easy and living comes hard.
I thought of a very naughty reply to this particular sentence, but decided not to put it here. Suffice to say, it involved a large German sausage.
90% of mankind is dead or dying, mighty nations are no more.
These people are almost as bad as the Dubbies. Except, the Dubbies have them beat when it comes to the sheer scope of the killing - according to them, 99.9% of humanity will die, not just a pansy 90%. Sheesh, Nibiru seems positively healthy by comparison!
Soon after passage, the Earth resumes rotation. Hurricane force winds sweep the world, volcanic ash darkens the skies.
Notice how these people fail to specify exactly how the Earth begins rotating again. Guess they finally realized just how dodgy their physics was, so they tried to fix the error, but yet again, they stuffed up.
This is the bit which almost made me cry with laughter:
The struggle for life on Planet Earth begins anew...3rd density becomes 4th, and the journey of man evolves as intended. All is revealed.
Riiiiiiiiiight! Hey Refiners, isn't it painful when 3rd density becomes 4th? Especially if it's accompanied by graphics of purple, throbbing virtual reality tunnels? And how can a journey evolve? Are there fossil journeys that we haven't found yet? Maybe just a few small walks around the block are awaiting our discovery, deep underground! Apparently the archeologists are finding trips up the stairs in the Andes these days!
God help us...
