BluePill2 "lift up a standard for the people"
A standard is a flag.
This will be the directive for every kingdom hall to display the jworg banner on the outside of the building, much like they have in NY.
Splash
What is this new Announcement to take place in August?
by Quarterback 77 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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mrquik
Love hearing from you guys from all over the globe, but here in NY we are unfamiliar with the term "Wanker". This may seem ironic, as, I'm sure the GB are all "Wankers".
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hamsterbait
WANK - a verb: to masturbate. Wanker - noun: somebody too pathetic to even find a bedmate, so they resort to the verb. By implication a pathetic human being; a fool; idiot; loser.
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Vidiot
My guess? Streaming sermons from the GB; "The 144,000 Club".
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frankiespeakin
That the WT is now offering a pension fund for all members of the congregation, there will be no contribution boxes with a label for this new fund, instead it will be automatically deducted from the the congregation on hand cash fund. Withdrawal of benefits from this fund for those who qualify will be determined by the branch and questioning the decision of the branch will be considered disloyalty to the faithful Slave and make one liabel for gehenna, and imediate Disfellowshipping.
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frankiespeakin
ps : If you get Disfellowshipped and are a contributor to the fund all benefit will cease immediately, all past service to the corporation will be concidered null and void. Retired Circut and District Overseers who speak against the WT corporation arrangement will loose membership and all priviledges to beg the congregation they were assigned to for retirement benefits. They will be thrown out into the Darkness and learn from Satan's discipline not to blastpheme('let the flesh be destroyed while preserving the Spirit').
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vexxed
CTR thanks you as money has been funneling to heirs...
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Apognophos
THE TOES MEAN NOTHING.
Oh, sorry, did they already cover that one?
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Quarterback
All males must be circumcised. In order for this to be done, since the end is so close, sisters may assist. But, they must have a headcovering.
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Quarterback
Sorry, I started a serious thread, but, you guys are having too much fun with it.