The Falklanders tell us to f__k off, but we get the Papacy. Jehovah's army beats the Royal Navy. Checkmate!
New Pope about to come out
by new22day 303 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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The music from Evita lol, very good and clever.
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soontobe
A few years back he went to a hospice and kissed and washed the feet of AIDS patients.
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new22day
"A few years back he went to a hospice and kissed and washed the feet of AIDS patients."
Soon to be - I saw that too. That's pretty decent. Is it just me or does anyone else think he sounds a lot like a male version of Mother Theresa? (Now she would have been an excellent Pope - just sayin')
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Las Malvinas son Argentinas
Oh my! Look who Francis I is shaking hands with! Take that, David Cameron!
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mouthy
I am not a Catholic. But if he does all the folks say about him.He must have a good heart.
He has to stand before the ONLY JUDGE in the end. I understand he rides around on a bike
He cooks for the disabled... In my book that says he is trying to be humble...Religion is a snare & a racket, but if he can help folks come to CHRIST( in MY opinion)
he is O.K>
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Phizzy
Is he going to invade the Falklands all by himself, or will he take along a few of his fellow Jesuits, just to frighten the Royal Navy ?
Argentina may have the Papacy, but Britain still firmly has the Falklands, recently legitimised even more by democratic vote.
Mind, you Democracy is not really that big a thing to the R.C Church and Papacy.
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soontobe
In his career he seems to have been very concerned about the plight of the poor.
St. Francis was personally humble, and looked after the poor, and was a reformer. Maybe that is why he took that name.
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New Pope: from Argentina
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St George of England
Pope Benedict- in Mercedes 550 SL
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'
'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'
'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
'Who's going to tell' says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kms. (Remember, the Pope is German.)
'Please slow down, Your Holiness' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but
the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
'So bust him,' says the Chief.
'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'
'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: ' A senator?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'
Cop: 'I think it's God!'
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'
Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!' >