Witness Speak: the worst of collection (page 6)

ldrnomo

Self Abuse.

I don't like that name because it make's masturbation sound wicked and even criminal.

It's just another way of guilt tripping the R&F

iamwhoiam

the term "not at home" is actually considered a noun in jwspeak

LoisLane looking for Superman

Their impression of who is "good association" and their version of everyone else that is "bad association".

Dedicated Doctors and Nurses and Therapists, who spend years in training and are truly helpful and needed are looked down upon, as "wasting their time" in "this system" because they spent their youth getting an education, not serving Jehovah via the WBT$ Publishing Book Store.

In the WBT$ estimation, the unreplaceable, educated Professionals ONLY got an education, for the "monetary" benefits, not because they truly want to help their fellow man. They are considered "worldly" and "materialistic".

JW's are in their estimation, the ONLY ones who care/love their fellow man. "Pioneers", (I wonder how long it will take before they get rid of that covered - wagon image) as it were, have "greased heads" of approval. We are suppose to be so PROUD of THEM, wasting their time, giving up the BEST YEARS of THEIR LIFE, finding and bringing in the poor Innocents still out there, that don't realize, until its too late, what they are getting involved with, IF they ever do wake up.

"Our Warm Christian Love" gag, barf.

Armageddon is "just around the corner".

jgnat

Christendom

unbelieving mate

"this old world"

evidently

we missed you at the meeting

Simon Morley

"Keep us in your care and keeping" (Annoying and repetative)

brothers who during a public prayer insist on starting, adding in and concluding every sentence with Jehovah and interchange it with heavenly father....

"Jehovah we thank you for the opportunity to meet tonight, we deeply cherish your love father. Jehovah, we are indebted to you as our heavenly father and it is by your undeserved forgiveness that we humbly come before you Jehovah. Heavenly father we pray for all our brothers worldwide, please keep them in your care and keeping Jehovah....(ad nausem)"

FadeToBlack

Governing Body.

That last book they considered/are considering at the 'book study' was the final nail in the coffin for me. I'm suprised I didn't spontaneously explode during one of the 'discussions'! It would probably only serve as proof that I was an evil apostate....

scary21

Bad associations spoil useful habits ( must have heard it 1,000000000000000000000000000000 times when growing up )

What Nugget said.........You've got to make the truth your own ( heard that one 1,00000000000000 times ) NEVER DID !

trebor

Faithful (and Discreet) Slave [Class]
Worldly
Immoral
Satanic
Spiritual Paradise
Pure Language
Spiritual Banquet
System of Things
The Annointed
Great Crowd
Other Sheep
Old [New] Personality
Spiritual Suit of Armor
House to house work
Spiritual Things
Put in your time
Not at home
Magazine route
Informal Witnessing
Covering the territory
Bad Association
Cleaning Assignment
Christendom
Magazine work
Street Witnessing
Business Territory
Return Visit
Memorial celebration
Those taking the lead
Fully accomplish your ministry
Firm to/til the end
Demonic (Influence)
Wild Beast
Babylon the Great
Serve where the need is great
Seldom worked territory
Quick-build
Circuit/District/Special Day Assembly
Theocratic ministry school
Part on the school
School Assignment
Auxiliary/Part-Time/Full-Time/Special Pioneer
The real life
Submissive
Obediance
Putting on the new personality
Thief in the night
The Great Tribulation
1,000 Year Reign
(Destroyed at) Armageddon
The Organization
Mic Assignment
Literature Counter
Accounts servant
(Donate to) The Worldwide Work
Circuit Overseer visit
New [Old] Light
Token Service
Brothers and Sisters
Spiritual Family
Agape
Spiritually weak
Spiritually sick
Meek ones
Judicial Committee
Meeting Attendent(s)
Commenting (from the heart)
Home bible study
Literature offer (for the month)
Daily text
Watchtower Study
Service Meeting
Public Talk
Well oiled dishes
The friends
Fear-inspiring
Satan and his demons
Like a roaring lion (seeking to devour)
Governing Body
Bethelite (and his wife)
Making our minds over
Getting in your time
Setting a fine example
Elders meeting
Voluntary donation
Making sure off all things
Making all things new
A thorough witness
The Truth

Much of it is "Loaded Language".

keyser soze

"Worldly people" was always my favorite

Witness Speak: the worst of collection

jookbeard