Witness Speak: the worst of collection

by grumblecakes 139 Replies latest jw friends

  • tiki
    tiki

    you know, aside from kingdomhallspeak, just sifting through these, you realize how very negative and depressing it all is. not that we weren't aware of that....it's all just so dismal.

  • MC RubberMallet
    MC RubberMallet
    if you're part of the world, the world is fond of what is its own - so.....if a worldy person likes you, that means that you are part of the world, hence you are bbbaaadddd...so you better become hateful to that person so they won't like you anymore, then the world will not be fond of you and you may even be persecuted which is the "goal to strive for"

    yes, tiki, but when they praise us for cleaning stadiums, we use that to prove we are only true Christians. If they hate us, good! If they love us, good! Either way, it's valid proof we are the only true Christians....

    ...Even atheists have to admit...

    ...Even Christendom has to admit...

    If the world views this as bad, should not we also?

    It doesn't matter the worlds' view, how does Jehovah feel?

  • grumblecakes
    grumblecakes

    shopaholic-yeah, totally hated 'eccleeseeasticks' also 'Gee-hovah' uggghh, and 'gift of singlness' even JWs use that as an insult in casual conversation.

    tiki- yes! dismal and odd.

  • jookbeard
  • clarity
    clarity

    Omg ... I'm gagging here lol.

    <

    Feels like we could just print these pages off and hand them

    out ... what else would show it's a CULT more than this!!!!

    >

    There was an old idiot who harped about being misled by the catholics,

    and always read the scripture this way ........>

    "let them be blind, guides is what they are!

    Yup, darn those guides anyway! lol

    >

    Hated the " you can't play just any old tune on the bible U know!"

    and

    "as the twig is bent so your children will grow"

    >

    clarity

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    fine, as in wasn't that a "fine" ___________

    We leave this meeting in your care and keeping ....

    Friends, ... you and I" (when it should be you and me)

    So many more, but I need to go take some dramamine ...

  • Kool Jo
    Kool Jo

    theatrical spectacle
    (1 cor 4:9)

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    chided

  • wannaexit
    wannaexit

    Apologies if this was mentioned but a few expression that drives insane are:

    One scholar said

    Isn't it wonderful brothers

  • wannaexit
    wannaexit

    pioneering

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