Witness Speak: the worst of collection

by grumblecakes 139 Replies latest jw friends

  • MC RubberMallet
    MC RubberMallet

    Jehovah has never steered you wrong

    Suitable marriage mate (suitable? really? is that supposed to be a compliment?)

    Persuade to believe

    From the end of letters: "Our warm Christian greetings", etc.

    Unrighteous riches

    New scrolls (where does it say that in the Bible?!)

    The society points out...

    It's interesting how the society used this word...

    It's interesting the society drew this picture with one leaf instead of two because....

    Second fullfillment of EVERYTHING!

    I don't see how (insert religion here) can actually believe that crap! (this phrase annoys me now; I used to use it also. lol.)

    Where else are we to go? (Which is not even what Peter asked, yo!)

    Korah, Dathan, Abiram ad nasuem

    We like to send our love and greetings to other clapping congregation where this speaker came from

    @ Assemblies: The Governing Body sends their love and greetings.

    Every name they made up for the harlot in revelation: Whore, slut, ho, chickenhead

    That was an excellent article!

    We are planning another convention for next year, Jehovah willing

    those without a hope

    not a quote, but the belief that to truly help people, you have to give them a friggin magazine on otter teeth and shit

  • NOLAW
    NOLAW

    Masturbation!

  • King Solomon
    King Solomon

    MC, otter teeth, lol!

  • steve2
    steve2

    I've waited on Jehovah for decades and the b*st*rd keeps try to order the 1914 salad with fries when he damn well knows its been taken off the menu!

  • Meadow36
    Meadow36

    mene mene tikal parson

  • Meadow36
    Meadow36

    I have skimmed thru, haven't seen it, but there is no way someone hasn't said it, but I will say it again,

    marriage due!!!!!!!!

  • Retrovirus
    Retrovirus

    Jehovah God (favorite of my "study" leader). How much reminding does He need?

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    "marriage due" Didn't that mean putting out?

  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad

    Disfellowshipping

    Bloodless Management

    Bloodless Surgery

    Pedophiles Welcome In Congregations

  • Meadow36
    Meadow36

    @ I quit...

    Not so much "putting out" as "lying there praying to die..."

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