Witness Speak: the worst of collection

by grumblecakes 139 Replies latest jw friends

  • wallsofjericho
    wallsofjericho

    Indeed

    Hardly!

    May we never let that happen!

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    Circuit/Local Needs

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    Jookie, whats wrong with the Shulamite maiden, I always thought she was HOT !!! Breasts like pomegranates and all that ???

    I worried a bit about the "lovable mountain goat" bit , but hey, whatever turns you on.

    The JW speak was always sickening to me, because they copied each other, even in public prayer ! obviously not from their heart.

    I don't think I EVER used one of those mentioned in all the posts above !

    A sister from another Congo. came up to me after I had been on the platform at a Circuit Assembly and said "You always tell it like it is ", I guess because I did not use any JW speak.

    Boy, why did it take me so bloody long to realise I should not have been there ?

    All of their esoteric language made me throw up when I was in, to hear it now, even on JWN, makes me wish to puke.

    If they had the Truth, they would not have to use all these buzz-words as propaganda to themselves, to try and boost their self-esteem.

  • QC
    QC

    Mind Control Devices

    Jeehovah's Organization:

    Illegitimate coopting of Jehovah; JO is placed above Jesus' Christian congregation, and is one of the cruelest hoaxes in the history of the world

    I trouble (lack humility):

    Platform salvo to JWs with a pattern of questioning the scriptural merit of a doctrine or policy

    Wait on Jehovah:

    Nice way of saying JC authority will deal with those who don't get in line with doctrine and policy

  • WatchTowerofBabel
    WatchTowerofBabel

    I never liked the overuse of "cultivate"... spirituality in a Petri dish.

    I did rather enjoy the bickering over pronunciation caused by the constant repetition of "contemplative" and "hyperbole" though.

  • mercedes_29
    mercedes_29

    besmirched

    wordly views

    fleshly desires

    admonish

    we exhort you...

  • Fed-up
    Fed-up

    "like bees that were molested"...

    in good standing (ugh)

    "Jehovah, we HUMBLY approach you"

    and

    "Jehovah we HUMBLY offer this prayer"

    (the second you call yourself humble, you're not)

    active/ inactive

    pioneer

    The incessant acronymns and abbreviations, you know what i'm talking about.

    Bethelite

    Headship

    Judicial Reproof (super ugh)

    Time (as in counting/reporting/wasting)

    "MY" bible study or "YOUR" bible study

  • Fed-up
    Fed-up

    oh...forgot....

    Gettogethers

    get-together-s

  • eazy
    eazy

    'Help us to appreciate'

    I'm not sure if it was just the hall I went to, but the dolts on stage would rattle this phrase off no less than 20 times per meeting.It drove me bonkers. Wish I could have turned it into a drinking game!

    Also when they referred to the crackers and wine as 'emblems' at he memorials. For whatever reason as a kid I always thought of automobile hood ornaments whenever they would say 'emblems'

  • Theocratic Sedition
    Theocratic Sedition

    Good point about improper use of the word, humbly.

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