Witness Speak: the worst of collection

by grumblecakes 139 Replies latest jw friends

  • Emery
    Emery

    Everything is an effin "class".

    • Elisha Class
    • Elijah Class
    • John Class
    • Jonadab Class
    • (insert bible character name) Class
    • Annointed Class
    • Faithful and Discreet Slave Class
    • Evil Slave Class

    Also:

    • The Truth
    • The end
    • The friends
    • Demonic
    • Worldly
  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    judgement

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    One thing for sure Emery. You can't accuse the Witnesses of having no class.

  • Emery
    Emery

    @ I quit! hahaha true.

  • tiki
    tiki

    he/she is falling out of the truth

    car captain

    the approved lodging list

    your secular job

    hbh - home but hiding

    referring to people as bible studies or return visits (formerly back calls)

    the emblems

  • jeremiah18:5-10
    jeremiah18:5-10

    "Car Captain"

    That made me smile, I forgot all about that "prestigious" title. Great one!!!

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    re-adjust

    false-religion as opposed to " true " reilgion

    needgreater

    whole-hearted

    double-hearted

    Slave

    spiritual vision

    begrudgingly

    physical intimacy within the bonds of the marital arrangement

    sex organs

    under shepherds

    The whole " Shepherd the Flock " book.

    wholesome recreation

    governing body

    organization

    tract

    presentation

    Basically any word twisted to impose thier will upon you, or make you feel guilty, or that stops the normal thought process that all humans should use.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    The overused word "thus".

    I can't stand the constant use of brother, sister, and fleshly brother, sister, etc. Frigging wack-jobs.

    Field service.

    "make the truth your own". >:O

  • renderme
    renderme

    pagan (My sister uses that word to describe just about everything I celebrate)

    Circuit overseer

    truly blessed

    system of things

    preaching work

    God's earthly organization

    special talk

  • solomon
    solomon

    the best assemby (meeting, convention, etc.) ever".

    It is amusing when you ask them "what part did you enjoy the most?" and all you get is a blank stare.

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