Witness Speak: the worst of collection

by grumblecakes 139 Replies latest jw friends

  • Muddy Waters
    Muddy Waters

    "mental-regulating" - especially creepy when applied, as it is, to training and "disciplining" little children.

    - New World Translation - just ugh, all of it

    - being REGULAR in field service, meeting attendance, etc.

    - blood fractions

    - give double honor to.... "glorious ones".... elders/P.O.'s/C.O.'s/D.O.'s/B.O.'s/GBM's, etc

    - "how much more so...."

    - "Be sure to tell so-and-so (family member who is trying to fade) that we missed seeing them at the meeting!" Um, no. You can tell them so yourself. But they really don't want to hear from you, so don't bother with your phony and insincere "caring".

  • neverscreamagain
    neverscreamagain

    Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but is something that I always thought was complete BS.

    The one giving the talk or prayer or whatever from the platform addressing the entire audience as "brothers" .

    Complete and utter nonsense! To reason or make the excuse that it was done this way 2000 years ago is idiotic.

  • Londo111
    Londo111

    Timely

  • cobaltcupcake
    cobaltcupcake

    Spiritual maturity

    Reaching out (for privileges)

    Privileges of service

    Creative day

    Ignominious death on a stake

    Sanguinary warfare (that's an oldie they stopped using a long time ago)

    Keep your eyes on the prize

    Spiritual temple

    The zeal for your house will eat me up

    Common grave of all mankind

    Sheol

    Serve where the need is greater (should be "where the great are needed")

    I am a good-for-nothing slave

    Sheep-like

    Now I'm just getting nauseous.

  • ThomasCovenant
    ThomasCovenant

    Fight the Fine Fight for the Faith For Fuck's sake

  • Theocratic Sedition
    Theocratic Sedition

    This thread is emough to make me feel like walking out in front of a moving bus. How the hell did we end up in this crazy religion with martian lingo?

  • Stealth
    Stealth

    Spiritual heritage.

    The rod.

  • Honeybucket
    Honeybucket

    Blaming satan for everything.

    "Satan doesnt want us to have grass jehovah made, thats why he is paving the world"

    "Satan wants to get to us, make us doubt out beliefs"

    "Satan doesnt want us to serve jehovah so he will try anything to drive a wedge between us"

    people asking "Where have you been? Weve missed you. You must have been really sick to be gone for so long" Nope

    "New light" "Wordly people" "the world"

  • dontplaceliterature
    dontplaceliterature

    Heavy Petting

  • Thor
    Thor

    Jehovah Willing

    Livley discussion

    Higher Education (like it's a bad thing)

    Making a name for your self (the only reason someone would want a higher education)

    Head

    Privileges

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