Yes, friends, it's that time once more... when we clip some WT art to a post and try to find all the subliminal WT propaganda messages hidden in the illustration. (kinda like, "can you find the differences between these two drawings" for kids in the Sunday comics)
Here's the illustration:
Starting left to right, comparing top to bottom:
God hates people who put their feet up on the desk. If you want to survive Armageddon, keep your feet planted firmly on the floor. And no talking on the telephone. Satan is hiding in wireless telephones, much like he hides in Internet connections.
At first glance you would think, "oh, you shouldn't use your iPhone to play 'Words with Friends' during the meeting." While I'm sure this is true, the real message is, "always wear your suit jacket brothers"
Always keep a minimum of two feet between you and the opposite sex. or - sex in a locker is not only fornication, it's uncomfortable
Jenga is now an approved parlar game for Christians of all ages and levels of complete boredom.
You may also enjoy pizza, but not beer. Let he that hath beer with pizza suffer eternal torment.