sacramento: you're trying to force it to be real. the bible says nothing, it's the dictionary. the most fundamental pieces of the bible, let alone secondary items in the bible all contradict eachother. think about what you just said. god created man and woman..then later in the specific account of the garden of eden after he had created people...he didn't think to create eve because he saw it was not good for man to continue alone?
think of other fundamental laws in the bible, the most basic fundamental stuff like this creation of man. thou shall not kill? there is more death dealing handed out by the god of "thou shall not kill" than can be catalogued. and i dont mean by him directly. check out the wars of israel. check out genesis 34:25-30. they just killed raped(more than likely) and plundered, and the worst thing jacob was worried about was ostracism?
look at some of the accounts regarding god telling his armies to stand still and watch their salvation.... why didn't he just do that everytime, rather than send them out to butcher people themselves? then his real good homie king david who he is like CRAZY about, he loves that dude, and after he has him let loose killing en masse (which he told him to do) he then punishes him and says, oh btw solomon is gonna build my temple because you been a bad boy with all that killin. meanwhile solomon goes off and worships other gods after god has given solomon every possible gift on earth. good god man wake up.