"You're a dog returning to its vomit."
I don't recall having 'vomited' in the first place - I'd been a JW since before I was born! What does this even mean?
Confusing, stupid AND crazy. Nice one mum.
Your favorite JW'isms...."Brother leave it in Jehovah's hands" Post yours.
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hoser
well grounded in the truth
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serenitynow!
Hey sass my frass, next time tell your mom that as a born in, if you go back to the kh, then you would be returning to your vomit.
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Crisis of Conscience
exwhyzee What are the 3 H's...haven't heard that one before?
From what I remember, they stood for hungry, humble, honest. If even just one was missing, the potential witness was doomed.
As far as the -isms, the "just wait on Jehovah" really stands out. But I won't say it's my favorite.
Here's one I've heard A LOT lately. "It's not Jehovah's work/spiritual activity that makes us tired. It's the world."
Ah, I disagree. Working secularly fulltime didn't cause me to feel burnt out. It was the "spiritual activity" that I was involved in. That in turn caused me to open up my eyes and ask myself, "What the h**l am I doing, and why?"
But the faithful JW's would severly disagree with me. Gotta friggin' love it!
CoC
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life is to short
No one has ever had a bad day in field service.
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St George of England
You have to make the truth your own!
George
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Juan Viejo2
"Spare the rod, spoil the child..."
Heard a lot in the 1940s-1970s! What do they say now? Haul the kid outside or to the ladies room?
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ballistic
Repetition for emphasis.
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ballistic
Repetition for emphasis. :)
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Heartofaboy
Repetition for emphasis. :)
Remember 3 times for EMPHASIS!