10,000 years from now...(fill in the blank)
Your favorite JW'isms...."Brother leave it in Jehovah's hands" Post yours.
"You are so strong! Don't let Satan win!"
How could noone has said "evidently"?
To a mother whose unborn baby is in peril: "As long as your baby breathes the breath of life, it will get a resurrection." Translation: "As long as your baby doesn't breathe on breath, your baby has no hope, what so ever. (We made this up so you will be terrified of ever having an abortion.)
The end is soooooooooooooo close!!!!!
That brother/sister is spiritually weak and bad association - translates as great personality and loads of fun
That brother/sister is spiritually strong and therefore good association - translates as a boring robotic @*sed geek who will report you to the elders without a seconds thought if you have one drink too many and crack a slightly racey joke
I heard that so-and-so has fallen away (I always imagine them tubling down a steep cliff face)
Worldly people (as opposed to space aliens?)
When your Mom/Dad/Granny is resurrected they will be looking for YOU
The end is soooooooooo close
I heard so-and-so has fallen away (I always imagine them tumbling down a steep ravine)
That brother/sister is bad association as they are spiritually weak (translates as a great personality and loads of fun to share a bottle with )
That brother/sister is good association as they are spiritually strong (translates as a boring geek who manages to include "The Truth" in nearly every sentense and will report you to the elders without a moment's hesitation when you have one G&T too many and tell a slightly risque joke
When granny is resurrected she will be looking for YOU
"You're not going to the KH or the meetings for (fill in the blank), you are going for Jehovah!"
My response? "You're absolutely right. Don't feed the contribution box. Leave it all in Jehovah's hands"
'Always stick by the society' then you will be 'strong in the truth'