10,000 years from now...(fill in the blank)
Your favorite JW'isms...."Brother leave it in Jehovah's hands" Post yours.
by UnConfused 62 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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AWAKE&WATCHING
"You are so strong! Don't let Satan win!"
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serenitynow!
How could noone has said "evidently"?
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Titus
Priceless™ (MC)
Evidently™ (WT)
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FlyingHighNow
To a mother whose unborn baby is in peril: "As long as your baby breathes the breath of life, it will get a resurrection." Translation: "As long as your baby doesn't breathe on breath, your baby has no hope, what so ever. (We made this up so you will be terrified of ever having an abortion.)
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ambersun
The end is soooooooooooooo close!!!!!
That brother/sister is spiritually weak and bad association - translates as great personality and loads of fun
That brother/sister is spiritually strong and therefore good association - translates as a boring robotic @*sed geek who will report you to the elders without a seconds thought if you have one drink too many and crack a slightly racey joke
I heard that so-and-so has fallen away (I always imagine them tubling down a steep cliff face)
Worldly people (as opposed to space aliens?)
When your Mom/Dad/Granny is resurrected they will be looking for YOU
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ambersun
The end is soooooooooo close
I heard so-and-so has fallen away (I always imagine them tumbling down a steep ravine)
That brother/sister is bad association as they are spiritually weak (translates as a great personality and loads of fun to share a bottle with )
That brother/sister is good association as they are spiritually strong (translates as a boring geek who manages to include "The Truth" in nearly every sentense and will report you to the elders without a moment's hesitation when you have one G&T too many and tell a slightly risque joke
When granny is resurrected she will be looking for YOU
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littlerockguy
"You're not going to the KH or the meetings for (fill in the blank), you are going for Jehovah!"
LRG
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metatron
My response? "You're absolutely right. Don't feed the contribution box. Leave it all in Jehovah's hands"
metatron
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Lozhasleft
'Always stick by the society' then you will be 'strong in the truth'
Loz x