Your favorite JW'isms...."Brother leave it in Jehovah's hands" Post yours.

by UnConfused 62 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • UnConfused

    Bring back the memories

  • AudeSapere

    "Bad associations spoil useful habits"

    YIKES!! I quoted that to a friend a few years ago. His son was talking to a few female witness classmates at a taco joint and some woman from their congregation saw them. The girls made a few comments that they would be in trouble. Friend mentioned it to me and I told him that the girls were going to be counselled on their choice of association.

    "Bad associations spoil useful habits", I told him. His response: "What the hell does THAT mean???"


    It really sounded stupid when I tried to explain it to him.


  • wasblind

    No matter what problems you have, do more fields service

  • UnConfused

    "Stay in the middle of the flock"

    Aude - I've actively tried to spoil a few good habits...

  • finding my way
    finding my way

    "The light gets brighter"

    A.K.A. Perfect excuse for everything they've ever done wrong

  • mrsjones5

    "You know it's the truth."

  • mamochan13

    Don't be stumbled by imperfect men

  • ZeusRocks

    "Wait on Jehovah"

    Sometimes I would either ask a question or make a comment that conflicted with the WTS take on something, the response I always got was, "Ooo, be careful, you shouldn't question Jehovah".

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    "That was the best convention ever!"

    No it wasn't. Who are you kidding?

  • Heartbreaker

    two phrases...first "the truth" whoever started that, is genius because when you started calling it that, heard it called that, referred to it as BECAME that. Such a subtle mindfu*k that we all did to ourselves!

    second would be "placing a book/magazine/brochure" We sold em, we left em, we donated em, we twisted arms to take em, and we snuck em into people hands. The last thing we did was "place" them. It's a stupid word to make us forget we were selling Paradise, and there was no cashing in.

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