The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!

by theMadJW 723 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Mark 10:40- but to sit at Our right or left is not for Us to grant. We, God-the-Father, and God-the-Ghost have to Scissors, Rock and Paper! - RCV

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Mark 16:15- And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel " He's RISEN!" to every creature; dogs and cats listen often. - RCV

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Luke 4:1- Jesus God, full of the Holy-Ghost-God, left the Jordan and were led by Themselves into the wilderness. - RCV

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    John 8:27-28- They did not grasp that They were talking to them about God-the-Father. 28 Therefore Jesus God said: “When once YOU have lifted up the Son of man, then YOU will know that We are the I AM, and that We do nothing of Our own initiative; but just as God-the-Father taught Us, We speak these things. - RVC

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    John 8:29- The Two who sent Me is with Me; We are ONE, and they have not left me alone, for I always do what pleases Us!" - RCV

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    John 10:29- God-the-Father, who has given them to Us, is greater than all (except Me and God-the-Ghost); no one can snatch them out of Our hands. 30 I and God-the -Father, and God-the-Ghost are the Same Person. I am God Almighty, the Supreme Being...er...well one of Three Supreme Beings, anyways!" - RCV

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    They say if you keep playing with yourself, you'll eventually go blind.

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Sounds like you're an Expert at that!

    John 11:17- On Their arrival, Jesus God found that Lazarus body had already been in the tomb for four days, and knew his Immortal Soul was in Heaven.

  • JediMaster
    JediMaster

    Can a mod please just lock this thread???

    Jedi Master

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!

    You whiney weenies can dish it out but just can't TAKE it, eh?

    (I held a gun to his head, forcing him to read my post!)

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