What Stupid Things Were You Counseled For?

by minimus 146 Replies latest jw friends

  • isaacaustin
    isaacaustin

    Saco, didn't you once say you got counseled for a quick hello t a dfed person? I thought you once said that.

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    Cagefighter, did the elders confiscate your porn material for ... uh, proper examination and disposal?

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    Yep, got pulled into the back room because I said "hello" to a guy who was disfellowshipped as we were standing at the bulletin board.

  • Coffee House Girl
    Coffee House Girl

    Wearing v-neck shirts, you could see my cleavage. OMG, those brothers handling the mikes got an eyefull

  • undercover
    undercover
    got pulled into the back room because I said "hello" to a guy who was disfellowshipped as we were standing at the bulletin board.

    I must counsel you Brother Sacolton - we do not call the information board a bulletin board...

    Now - hows that for a silly counsel point... a true one, by the way

  • minimus
    minimus

    Years ago I sent a letter to the Society asking why they viewed the "heart" as always being literal. 3 months went by and I sent another letter. I finally got a response months later counseling me to be patient and wait on Jehovah. The very next Watchtower article was all "new light" about the heart---the same new light I had, long before!

    Oh yeah, and I was counseled to spend more time out in service! Meanwhile, I was putting in 100 hours per month in the summertime!

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    When Dirty Dancing came out and my sister took a few of her gals to see it, what a pathetic run of events was to follow;full local needs talk on it,all individually counselled, the PO worked overtime to nip this evil movie in the bud.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Oh yeah! Local needs talks were great at counseling, usually, a select few.

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

  • fokyc
    fokyc

    Wearing a Bow-Tie to the meetings.

    Bringing a glass of water to a visiting Bethel speaker, who asked me for it!

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