What's your plans on the JW Memorial night?

by dissed 100 Replies latest jw friends

  • teel
    teel

    I just got the movie 2012 on blu-ray. It seems fitting to watch a representation of the "JW good news" right on the JWs only holiday.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I will do the old Bah! Humbug! to the REJECT Jesus Party, and probably simply record another mini disc with some of the new Christmas songs I have still been downloading.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    I would go, but Lost is getting too good.

  • dissed
    dissed

    JRK - Let us know how you do on Casino night?

  • ILTSF
    ILTSF

    It's a Tuesday night, so I'll probably be getting off work about an hour before it starts, then I'll head home, cook dinner, and my boyfriend and I will eat and probably play video games or watch a movie. Sounds much more exciting :)

  • maninthemiddle
    maninthemiddle

    yKnot,

    I have heard of several here in Georgia that are 9:15.

    I am going with my wife to an eariler one with some family.

  • IronHill
    IronHill

    Not much...Tuesday nights is one of the few nights of the week me and my wife can relax at home. So we'll have dinner, and then it's chill time!

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    My plans? Do I look like a guy with a plan? The Society has plans. Jehovah has plans. Your friend, the one whose spirit you all display--Satan--he has plans. You were schemers, you had plans--and look where that got you.

    Me? I'm like a...publisher chasing calls! I wouldn't know what to do with one if I...caught it. You know? I just...DO things. Like, look at what I did to my family with a couple of old Watchtowers and some scholarly research. I took their little plan and I turned it on itself. You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan", even if the plan is horrifying. Like, if I say, a kid's going to die tomorrow from blood loss, or a truckload of people is going to be disfellowshipped--nobody panics, because it's "all part of the plan". I say that one little slave class is wrong--well then everyone loses their minds!!!!!

    Introduce a little spiritual anarchy, upset the theocratic order, and everything becomes....CHAOSSS. I'm an apostate of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.

    Reverting to reality, I'll be faithfully attending the Memorial with my wife, her daughter, and her little cousin. Being shunned all the while. Heck, even Jesus' body and blood will be shunning me. Or is it the other way around? I love the impossible scenarios like this. I could create troubles and stress by saying I ain't a-goin', the parking lot will be too frakking crowded, we're just passing some food we can't even eat, why are we going to cult meetings, honey? Yes, we ARE in a cult! No, frak you, motherfrakker!! No, shut the frak up!! No, no, YOU get out!! You don't pay any frakking rent here at all, never have!!!!

    But, why go through all of that? It's just an hour. And then the day after will be another 2 hours of being shunned, followed by a Sunday's shun sandwich with shun sauce, with an extra slice of shunions. So...got a fun night planned out. See, I'm not entirely selfish. I take my wife to meetings! She can parade around her baby and her DF'd apostate husband! I mean, how cool is that? YES! Make it an apostate night!! Happy death-day, Jesus!!! HAPPY DEATH-DAY TO YOU! HAPPY DEATH-DAY TO YOU! HAPPY DEATH-DAY DEAR JESUS! HAPPY DEATH-DAY TO YOU! HOW LONG WERE YOU DEAD? HOW LONG WERE YOU DEAD? HOW LONG WERE YOU DE-EAD? Hoooow looooong weeeeere yoooou deeeeeeeeead???

  • nugget
    nugget

    according to Cantleave I'm cooking curry. Makes a change from today when I was doing laundry. I'll miss dressing the kids up in their best but quite frankly they won't care. Kids are more interested in planning my daughter's party and rehearsing for the school easter play. It is amazing how quickly they shake off the old habits without regret. As adults we find it harder to let go.

  • miseryloveselders
    miseryloveselders

    SD-7, I guess it would be a stupid question, to ask how are ya?

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