JWs having Facebook Sex - Strongly warned to get off FB at CA yesterday

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  • winstonchurchill

    awildflower: That's why I said I'm in love with your picture. Now that I know it is you, I can say I'm in love with you (and ready for cyber-porneia).

    Jokes aside, your smart comments is what makes you sexy.

  • awildflower

    I know, bare with me, I'm a little slow! God this could get really funny. What are the "rules" to cyber dating/"porneia"?

  • winstonchurchill

    Cute, Smart and Slow.. god! that's how i like my girls. You are getting hotter by the minute!

    There are no rules in the internet, but of course there are dozens of rules from WTS on how to deal with virtual sex.

  • Mary

    It is going to get thick, and I am curious to see how the young people will handle it, as well as the GB.

    There's no way that the youth in Dubdumb-Land are going to give up Facebook-----it just ain't gonna happen no matter what the Slobbering Body says. If the goon really want to see another mass exodus, I just dare them to try enforcing the issue. This is a great example of how out of touch with reality Crooklyn must be if they think they can get an entire generation of people to give up cyberspace.

    And I doubt that myriads of Witnesses are having "Facebook Sex". There's probably been a couple of reports and they turn it into an epidemic. What a bunch of paranoid freaks.

  • isaacaustin

    I believe, as someone else stated, that this is a screen for the real reason they want members off FB- 'worldy association', association with DF individuals, etc.

  • awildflower

    I guess I played right into that one didn't I!

  • winstonchurchill

    If they are really having sex @ facebook... you think they will care to close their accounts? Please!

    That's why I keep saying JW's are more and more like traditional religions: Clergy can say what they want, Rank and file will do as they please.

  • Think About It
    Think About It

    Wildflower says- You guys don't do anything weird with my picture!

    There is a thread about a photo that shows Judge Rutherford posing with his wife and she has no head. I'm going to pay the $27 bucks and photoshop Wildflower's picture onto it.

    Think About It

  • rebel8

    What actually is Facebook sex? What are they even talking about? Do they even know what they're talking about?

    There is a tv show "Caprica" in which the characters have sex in virtual reality.

    I wonder if those shriveled prunes think that's what Facebook is. lol

    sir82:if you masturbate while "talking dirty" with a live person on the other end of the phone line, it counts as "porneia".
    What if you talk clean with a live person or talk dirty with a recorded voice? Different types of felonies?


    And I doubt that myriads of Witnesses are having "Facebook Sex".

    There's probably been a couple of reports and they turn it into an epidemic


    The only epidemic among JW`s is "Stupid"..

    So far no cure has been found..


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