What JW catch phrase DRIVES YOU NUTS!!!! (page 8)

agent zero

oh and "progressing spiritually" because it always implies climbing the status ladder

"reaching out" too

dissed

If you are standing still, then you are falling behind.

Considering all the new light, that is probably a true statement in the WTS

jacquicortez

Mental regulating

heavy petting

faithful and discreet slave

Every time Satan invades my thinking and I entertain the idea of going back to the Hall, all that needs to happen is to hear a Watchtower study and listen to all these lame brains using the same words over and over in their comments like: ( I “appreciated” this or that shit, every single one of them say it but the very young ones ) Jehovah / organization” wants us to be happy, (If you have your Kingdom Ministry inserts handy) the judicial committee of blah blah congregation has disfellowshiped brother human being, We are having a elders meeting after the meeting tonight” And last if not least hearing people clap after a public talk that always bugged the shit out of me; like I am sure the crowds gathered pon the mount of olives clapped, what a bunch of zipper heads.

mamochan13

SUCH a good Watchtower/article.

saywhat29

"This assembly was the best one yet. I feel so refreshed."

Even when I belived it all I could ever think in my head was, "IT WAS THE SAME THING AS LAST YEAR! YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

Wasanelder Once

When asked how a friend I'd not seen in months was, the answer was, "Oh, he's still inactive." I said, "Well, put a new battery in him and turn him on a gain." then, "I MEANT HOW IS HE DOING AS A PERSON, PHYSICALLY AND FINANCIALLY." Twits. W.Once

Balsam

"THE TRUTH" as though there is no other kind of truth.

"those WORLDLY PEOPLE" - like there is something special about the JW who says that.

Apognophos

I don't know exactly why, but I hate hearing "our rich spiritual heritage".

mrbunyrabit

"Im so proud of you"

Of what? answering? Reaaaaly?

What JW catch phrase DRIVES YOU NUTS!!!!