What JW catch phrase DRIVES YOU NUTS!!!!

by megaflower 221 Replies latest jw friends

  • mrbunyrabit
    mrbunyrabit

    "They didnt know it back then"

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    "Self Abuse" , it isn't, as Woody Allen said, it is "sex with someone you love".

  • Tater-T
    Tater-T

    The Friends....

    Interest at the door.... ahhhhhh!!

    meat in due season..... we just had meat in due season...

    You don't have to be confused if? you read the WATCHTOWER!

  • a watcher
    a watcher

    LOL!

    I'm with Girlie on the first page: can you do more?

  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    Spiritual Food

    Jehovah's Happy People

    Buying out the opportune time

  • QueenWitch
    QueenWitch

    the friends

    worldly

    not in truth / in the truth

    bad association

    fornication

    disfellowshipped

    opening of prayer - Dear almighty jehovah who has given us this day of life and the spiritual food from the table....

    middle of prayer - extra dose of holy spirit for Sister Always Sick and the brothers/sisters in Country that is Persecuted

    end of prayer - as always, we pray in Jesus name, our savior, who died on a stake, who gave his life for us, the true messiah, born of a virgin, who's birthday is not on dec 25 but prolly in the spring, inventor of the Lord's evening meal that we call the Memorial...

    gathering - we didn't have parties

    "well the bible says" - from my mother anytime I asked her something

    going out in service

  • truthseeker
    truthseeker

    We don't know what Jehovah has in store for us

    We'd like to ask the friends to take their seats

    Jehovah's loving reminders

    Professed Christians (mostly used in WTs)

    The after-the-meeting cleaning is the privilege of the [insert group]

    We've missed you

    Spiritually mature ones

  • Heath N
    Heath N

    "Faithful and discreet slave."..........."The Society says"........."Will live forever in Paradise".

  • truthseeker
    truthseeker

    My favorite:

    "Build anticipation"

  • truthseeker
    truthseeker

    It's a conscience matter

    congregation get together

    Jehovah's smile of approval

    "I have a study at [insert time]"

    streetwork

    cargroup

    can you auxiliary pioneer during the months of...

    the Memorial Season

    the Special Talk

    young ones

    brothers, are you reaching out?

    be humble

    the approved hotel list

    stumbling block

    evening witnessing

    are you giving a thorough witness?

    Persecution

    The happiest people on earth

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