LOLZ, again? Geez. Hey BlackPearl, hey girl? How you been? You are still as fierce as ever- lets do lunch? For real real, not for play play...
Is it really sick that I would luhv to be called sodomite instead of homoseshul? I mean it sounds so.... cliche', you know. Too clinical. Sodomite like means something. It's in your face- "YOu SODOMITE!" You know, if I ever become a director... if I ever want to become a director... if I ever date a director, I wanna see a movie about the Sodomites because I swear I think that whole story is a biig misunderstanding. I swear, I tell everybody that it'd be an awesome flick filled with fire and dancing and hot menz...
Like. What if it was Sodom Pride, y'know and God killed them on a day when everybody was drunk and actin' a fool? And you had these angels come at night when all these drunk gay guys were going around town. Right. And then these angels come to earth in supahhawt bodies... I mean, they can come down here as anything why come to a town full of fags looking all nice 'n shit? I'm just saying, I wouldn't go over Whtiney Houston's or Courtney Love's house dressed in a suite full of cocaine, would I? It's fishy is all I'm sayin'. Then... omg, why offer your daughters to a crowd of fags; that was probably the night when hags weren't allowed and really what could they do with them- do their hair? Whatev, again? FISHY... well they are women, but I mean the situation is fishy as well! Also, God turns your wife into a pillar of saltlick and that's the end of her and its cool?! What if she had some friends back there! What if she left the eye of the stove on and was wondering had she forgotten her good pair of shoes? What if she didn't say goodbye to her favorite hairstylist Assmoriah or some shit? I mean, really God? You kill her for turning around....
But let Lot's incestuous Raptastic daughters live on? Like, the last I remember about rape, getting someone drunk still counted as rape... yeah. Raping your distraught elderly father? Like, the Season Finale to Desperate housewives still can't touch that shit(although this season was so weak i dont think I can bear another one- those heffas have lost me)
Plus, a story about homosexuals and you never see any lezzies. Were they in Gomorrah? I mean I know lesbians and I bet living in a city populated with gay men would have them pack up their Berkinstocks and k.d lang cd's and get the hell out of there... Matter of fact, how does a city full of homoseshuls reproduce itself? Maybe it was a city full of bisexuals and to be fair if thats why God smited them.. well, i can understand? (*cough*PickASide*cough*) Hmm.. and I wonder, if this city was so rapetastic, could you just walk in and be assaulted 'cause that's effed up. Someone should get Tom of Finland to make a series about that... not saying rape is cool, its very wrong. But... I don't know, buff men in robes just wrestlin' each other to the ground....
(*is still daydreaming....................................................................................................................................................*)
ANYWAYS, wouldn't that be a cool movie? a little spiff to make the Christians and the gays just laugh for a moment together before going off into their corners? *shrugs* I don't know, I can't see that movie being any worse than Glitter....
So to the Sodomites, read this thread and laugh yur ass off and let it roll off of you
Also, to my Straight-but-Not-Narrow folks? You all get hot pairs of Stilettos from me because you are all awesome. Like, the fags aren't even needed in these threads even more 'cause you guys pounce on people for us to the point were I'm like.. "Wow guys, you should really ease up on them... they are entitled to their lifestyle if that is what they choose. to each their own...". I feels the love and its much appreciated.