A blonde really had her heart set on a pair of crocodile shoes, but alas, she couldn't afford them. No amount of sweet talking was going to convince the owner of the store to bring the price down either. Frustrated, the blonde screamed "Fine then, I'll just go and catch my own crocodile then!" and stormed out. The store keeper had a quite chuckle to himself and gave it no more thought....
Until a few hours later when he was driving past a pond and spotted the blonde in the water with a rifle in her hand, he stopped the car to take a look. A crocodile was heading straight for her. The blonde raised the rifle, aimed and fired, hitting the crocodile square between the eyes.
The store keeper was impressed so he got out of the car and went over to congratulate the blonde, as he got closer he noticed 8 more crocodiles beside the pond, belly side up.
Next thing the blonde dragged the dead crocodile to the pond bank, flipped it over and shouts "Dammit! This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"