Hey,
I'll go first!!!
Did you guys hear what happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
I'll be here all week folks. Try the meatloaf.
Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour
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Two bananas are sitting next to a river, and a turd floats by.
The turd looks up at the bananas and says, "hey bananas, c'mon in. The water feels great!"
One banana looks at the other and says, "you believe that sh*t?" -
JK666
What is brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
JK
(you're too kind!)
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What kind of bees give milk?
Boo bees!
JK
(I gotta million of 'em)
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Priest73
Nice. I like it.
What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Hey! you're in my Son." -
Priest73
Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.
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What does Michael Jackson like best about twenty eight year olds?
That there are 20 of them.
JK
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How do they know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand. -
JK666
An Irishman left a bar.
It could happen.
JK
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Why did Hitler stop drinking whiskey?
He thought it made him too mean.
JK