Oh sure. But what’s the speed of dark?
Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
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Here's one I always laugh at:
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!
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Priest73
Very Nice (said in a Borat like impression.)
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seawolf
What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet. ;-)
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Priest73
That one I may have to steal... Hope that's ok.
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adolf Adolf who?Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.
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Priest73
that's some funny poo right there.
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So-Solly how about this one?
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident.
“Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was!” said Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say “F*ck”, the Rottweiler ate him!”