Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...

by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?
    The fellow that gave it to him.

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?
    The fellow that gave it to him.

  • JK666
    JK666

    What two people are famous for getting shot in the back of the head in a theater?

    Abraham Lincoln, and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.

    JK

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Knock Knock
    who's there
    Jehovah's Witness.
    Go away.

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    mammoth goes through rain-forest, peacefully whistling on his way, when,
    suddenly, 4 elephants run outta bushes, start to kick him, beat him w/ trunks, etc. after 2hrs, after the elephants left,
    the mammoth gets up, all covered in blood, dusts his shoulders,
    and says: "f*cking skinheads!"...

  • Tara
    Tara

    Hahahaha. I loved that elephant/mammoth one.

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    I don't get it? What's the punchline Tara?

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    When life throws you a curve ball,
    ask yourself "WWJD!" -Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    What do you call a group of people waiting for a haircut?...............
    A BARBER QUE

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

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