Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...

by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    I have told this one before, anyway:

    A newlywed couple are in the throws of passion and are about to make love. The man asks: "Am I your first one?" The woman responds: "Why does everybody ask me that?"

  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius

    why do they build kingdom halls with no windows?

    to keep god out

  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius

    this priest and a rabbi get into a car accident and it was a minor thing so they get out and start talking about their jobs and how much they had in common. so the rabbi says hey....... since were gonna be here a while........ why dont i break out a bottle of sacrimental wine............. so he opens it and hands it to the priest........... the priest takes a long drink and hands it back....... the rabbi puts the cap back on and sits it down............... the priest says........... arent you gonna take a drink????

    the rabbi says............ i think ill wait until after the police show up

  • sir82
    sir82

    A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, you've gotta help me, I think I'm a moth."

    The doctor says, "Well, that's very interesting, but I'm just a general practitioner. You probably need to see the psychiatrist, 3 doors down."

    The man says, "Yeah, I was going to see him, but I noticed your light was on."

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Jehovah's Witness Virus: Deletes all but 144000 select files.
    Jehovah's Witness-Unitarian Virus: Opens up a lot of windows, but for no apparent reason.
    Jehovah's Witness Virus: Keeps banging the head in your hard drive!

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an agnostic?
    Someone who goes door to door for no apparent reason.

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    The Jehovah's Witnesses sex scandal started its first day in court today.
    When they knocked on the door of the courthouse, nobody answered the door.
    - David Letterman

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    I learned something the other day.
    I learned the Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween.
    I guess they don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.
    - Bruce Clark

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
    Twelve. They all live in Brooklyn, and they have to keep changing it every day for "new light."

  • Bourne
    Bourne

    PLEASE! DON'T DO CRACK!!!!!!!!!

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