Your most hated Kingdom Songs ever...

by B_Deserter 109 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    PROPHECOR -- Because you asked, Here are the lyrics to "Let's Watch How We Walk" (Song 106). Have fun.

    1. Let's watch how we walk and watch how we talk
    That thus we may be alert and wise,
    buying out the opportune time,
    Since this world in Satan lies.
    Yes, watch how we walk and watch how we talk
    That thus we may be alert and wise.

    2. Let's watch what we preach and watch what we teach,
    Encourage meek ones to take their stand.
    By our Bible study with them,
    Give them all a helping hand.
    Yes, watch what we preach and watch what we teach
    And thus help meek ones to take their stand.

    3. Let's watch how we greet and watch how we treat
    All those we meet in our ministry.
    Like Christ Jesus, our Fine Shepherd,
    Care for his sheep lovingly.
    Yes, watch how we greet and watch how we treat
    And stumble none in our ministry.

    Source - these web pages:

    http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3997/songbook/songs_1to50.htm
    http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3997/songbook/songs_51to100.htm
    http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3997/songbook/songs_101to150.htm
    http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3997/songbook/songs_151to200.htm
    http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3997/songbook/songs_201to225.htm

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    With just a few changes, this song becomes much better:

    let's watch how we fart
    yes, do have a heart
    expel those gases so graciously
    like our elders fine examples
    crap on others lovingly

    yes watch how we fart
    and do show a heart
    and stumble none in our misery

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    With just a few changes, this song becomes much better:

    let's watch how we fart
    yes, do have a heart
    expel those gases so graciously
    like our elders fine examples
    crap on others lovingly

    yes watch how we fart
    and do show a heart
    and stumble none in our misery

    *******************************************************************************************************************

    ROFL . .. You should be ashamed of yourself!!!

    Snowbird

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    They seemingly have every Kingdom Melody you could ever want there. Geeze thanks for pointing that out. I even found one of favorite tunes there. I played it and suddenly, a flood of memories of the love that the friends shared there at the hall returned.

    Life Without End at Last

    It was quite a walk down memory lane

  • Gopher
    Gopher
    I even found one of favorite tunes there. I played it and suddenly, a flood of memories of the love that the friends shared there at the hall returned.

    Ah, song 15. That was one everybody seemed to like. Music can invoke memories. Like one song says, it's the laughter we remember - whenever we remember the way we were.

  • flipper
    flipper

    New Final Verse for song, "We are Jehovah's Witnesses"

    We're Jehovah's Witnesses, we speak out in hatefulness

    Ours is the God of false prophecy,

    What he foretells , never comes to be

    Hated that song and "From House to House"

    Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    How about the Hawaiian one...

    That one was pretty lame...

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles
    In reply to the "ignominious" in a song, the word means involving total loss of dignity... The word is not that common, especially among janitors and window washers like Jehovah's Witlesses are

    Exactly! That's why I would deliberately stop singing at that point in the song just to laugh at the unintelligible babble. You would think that when you come across a word alien to you, you'd look it up in the dictionary and check the pronounciation ... I guess the Witless Dictionary doesn't contain that word.

  • return visitor
    return visitor

    I used to pick the longest song I could find when I gave public talks to try to fill up the time because my talks were always short. God, how I hated giving public talks!!!

    Well, any talks for that matter.

  • 95stormfront
    95stormfront
    We must have been out of our minds.

    We absolutely were......

    Even when I accompany my wife to the rare occasional assembly day, I will not sing those songs nor bow my head as they pray to their sock-puppet god gee-whore-vah.

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