| Lies Well Disguised: The Watchtower Pamphlet Gawker, NY - 1 hour ago When a canvassing Jehovah's Witness stealthily slipped a pamphlet under my girlfriend's door recently, I saw it as a sign from God--a sign to critically ... |
Lies Well Disguised: The Watchtower Pamphlet
When a canvassing Jehovah's Witness stealthily slipped a pamphlet under my girlfriend's door recently, I saw it as a sign from God--a sign to critically examine the marketing prowess of the J-Dubs. I know zilch about the Bible or religions. I do, however, know bullshit. I've created somewhere north of a 100 bullshit-filled brochures hawking everything from spice-infused vodka to urine analysis machines. In the style of Ad Age's Bob Garfield, the senior windbag amongst the laughable field of "ad critics," I will give the Watchtower pamphlet a star rating of between 0-4. The cover of any brochure is critical. As Bill Bernbach (the "B" of DDB), the Father of creative advertising, supposedly said: "If nobody notices your ad, everything else is academic." duh); and 3) "tolerates immoral sex." Next to this subhead, they feature this pic of a priest having his dick sucked. Revelation, the beast will "make her devastated and naked, and will eat her fleshy parts and will completely burn her with fire..." [email protected]letter to editor