Mr E,
Day one has passed and alas, no Monkey has taken flight out of my ass. I warn you, if you do not produce the miracle you have promised, I will be forced to smite you with a curse of clear thinking and right mindedness.
6 Days Left
Remember, no Monkey, no worship. Its up to you.
Words of ridicule deserve the same in response. You reap what you sow.......it is written:
Take your head, shove it down your throat, swollow it and wait till it takes flight out of your ass. There is your miracle.......