My elderly Dub aunt (who's the biggest whiner the world has ever seen) came over tonight to first of all, whine about how her neighbour shuts her kitchen cupboard doors in the most annoying way possible and her dog barks and what was she supposed to do about it?
Anyway, as soon as these monumental problems were solved, she informed me that at the Bookstudy the other night, the Conductor told everyone to "stay after the prayer" as he had 'something important to announce." Naturally everyone did this, all the while wondering if the Red Phone at Patterson was in direct contact with Jehovah Himself as the study was being conducted. After the study, they were told that the Borganization want to "account for each and every drone Witness" and everyone needed to give their Bookstudy Conductor their home telephone number, their cell phone number and their work number. This is because "something big" is supposed to either be announced in October or November, or something is supposed to HAPPEN in October or November. The BS Conductor "wouldn't say" what it was, but of course, the way the world is going, all the Dubs are getting oooooooh so excited! Is this The Beginning of The End?! Is False Religion about to Fall? When will the governments actually turn on us? How long after can we expect the Great Tribulation to Start?!
I guess they've given out strong but vague "hints" that they need everyone's phone number so they'll be able to contact everyone once the Dubs are banned, to let them know where the next meeting's going to be held. She also insinuated that they're considering stocking up on canned goods.....I don't know if the Conductor said this, or if it's just something she came up with.....either way, it's ridiculous.
I can't believe that the morons in charge are pulling this crap yet AGAIN with the R&F. What excuse are they going to come up with when nothing happens, yet again? Oh probably something like "...we never said it was coming....you read too much into it..."
Actually, this might be a good thing......This could actually cause another big Fallout.....I mean, everyone's getting their hopes up, expecting a "really big shew" in the next couple of months, and they're not going to get squat. It just might piss a whole bunch of Dubs off enough to really make the figures drop.......Of course my aunt is all excited at the prospect of seeing "this wicked old System of Things destroyed" before the Christmas rush. Hopefully, Jehovah will destroy both her neighbour AND her dog in one fell swoop.