I left my wallet in the bathroom of a gas station
Eeeewwwww!
That means you went #2 in a gas station bathroom if your wallet fell out. I hope you used a toilet lid cover fer gawd sake or else we ain't sleepin together no moe
I'm thinkin the guy could be gay. He saw your wallet pic and liked your gotee. If he's a witness, tell him your an apostate from hell AFTER he gives you your wallet back then watch him kick himself right in the ass.
Gumby