I'm back!!!!

by RichieRich 171 Replies latest jw friends

  • RichieRich

    Hello again from sunny North Carolina!!!

    Our state lotto started today, and I won 15 dollars, and only bought 1 $1 card. So whoop whoop for gambling.

    I was in Miami florida last week for the Photoshop World Conference, but I also got to tour the everglades, where I took some beautiful pictures. (i'll host the photos on a seperate thread, as this one has a suprising twist V )

    So, I am "auxillary pioneering" this month, and although I'm not going to make my time ( 50 hours) I have been out every day this week.

    Today, thursday, is the big day for "telephone witnessing". While every other day of the week there are an average of 4 people out, Thrusdays are always packed out with at least 15 people sitting around a giant folding table, gabbing at each other. It's pretty nice actually. No one is home, so all you do is leave a message, and pass the phone. In the extremely off chance that some answers the phone, they're usually old, or unemployed, and always already belong to a church.

    One older brother (early 60s) heads up the group, and he's the master of the cordless phone. Today, he needed some copies made.


    Wait, filing cabinets? and I had his keys? I just had to open them....

    I looked through, and didn't find any congregation files, particulary the ones about me, but I did find (and steal [read: appropriate]) a copy of the form that elders use to report DAs and DFs to the society. Look for a scan to be posted in the next 10 minutes.

    Then, to BOTTOM drawer. I opened, and saw the glow of 3, count them 3, copies of the SECRET ELDERS MANUAL.

    So I flipped through, and found the one from the brother who just stepped down a few weeks ago. It was full of addendums and miracle notes.

    Guess what!

    I took it too.

    Now, I do feel horrible about stealing, but I do feel that I am at least justified in doing it. And if you don't like it, I don't want to hear about it.

  • candidlynuts

    richie!! welcome back you bad bad young man!!

    good to see you!

  • diamondblue1974

    Richie...you know me I dont blow smoke up anyones arse....but if you have done what you have....its a credit to ya!

    I am laughing my ass off!


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  • Billygoat

    ((((((Rich)))))))) Glad you're back. It's been quiet with out you.

  • lilybird

    Hi Richie.. welcome back.. I'm looking forward to hearing more about what you found in the "secret closet".

  • inbyathread

    Welcome back rich and look forward to updating my copy of the flock book. As you have time, a page or two would be nice.

  • SickofLies

    Bravo! Theoratic Warfare straegity at its best!

    I have also 'borrowed' many items from my hall including 'Golden Age' articles dating back to the 20's!

  • hemp lover
    hemp lover

    Sooooo... scratch-offs, Photoshop and petty thievery. A day in the good life. (Excuse me, I have to go feather the edges of a cheeseburger by oh, about 2 pixels and then add the perfect drop shadow so you can't tell I pieced it together with the fries and drink. Look for my work in a mailbox near you. [I love my job.])

    Welcome back.

  • upside/down

    Alls fair in love and theocratic warfare!

    Ok...now to more important matters...We sign up for our Elk and deer tags by April 4th...ya in or out?

    u/d(of the nimrod class)

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