Dave - haven't followed the thread except the first entry and the last. I see you are still smoke free. Congrats to this point.
I heard once that if you thread a hair from a horses tail thru a cigarrette that the one smoking it would become so ill that he/she would not ever lift another one to his/her lips. Not that I recommend it - but if you try it let us know how it worked. Hint; make sure you remove the hair from the tail first - horses have been known to get angry when someone lights up right in their ass.